Don't fuck with bicyclists.

Fuck yeah!

I fucking hate scumbags that steal shit. Expected that to be a shitty watch but actually enjoyed it.

Another sketchy fuck down.

This is why you don't fuck with bicyclists
 
saw this on reddit a few days ago. So awesome that dude got his bike back and the thief got what was coming
 
He did this to get his bike back and filmed it. So what?

You're derping so hard. If somebody stole my car or something worth that much, I'd be amped as fuck to get it back and would def film that shit.

He prolly should have just bought a new bike and moved on with his life right?

 
he went to get something back he really cared about that was taken under bad circumstances. Bikes get stolen all the time and to some its not like getting your inanimate object stolen from you like a TV or a door. But its something you put your soul into customizing, riding, and probably take to so many places and use so much. A bike isn't just rubber tires and a metal frame to some people, its almost like a friend.

 
I remember when somebody stole my board that I had just put brand new bindings on the day before. Was only out less than 600 bucks but still. I was ready to kill to get it back.

Saw somebody riding the same board with white bindings fly by and chased them down, right before I dove on them to murder them and take it back I noticed it wasn't mine. Never got it back :(

Fuck thieves. I can't stand how it's so widely accepted. I guess it goes along with the attitude of everyone's out to get you, you were wronged by the world, the world owes you everything. Also the fuck everyone over to get what's yours deal. Shit is whack.
 
Hes already probably getting raped through every orifice by the law as well as friends, family, online etc.
 
i actually agree with you, and you're right.

stealing is one of the lowest things you can do. desperate people steal things, or just retarded people.

Fuck the guy who stole his bike
 
yes, the best thing to do when you've called the cops, they're almost there, and you're trying to prove that you're the good guy is to start hitting people.
 
guy stole his bike and he took it back. That's 2500 bucks guys he's got the right too take it back. Why are some of you defending the guy that stole it. Come on guys. anyone that defends the thief must be a thief themselves.
 
i fucking cant stand bike people sometimes. and this is coming from someone who bikes pretty much every day. like yeah, its shitty to steal stuff and the dude was totally in the right by getting his bike back and screwing the guy over. but its just the "im above you because i ride a bike and dont pollute, and im fit, follow the biker code, share the road even if im doing 20 in the middle of a fucking 40mph road with a 5 foot bike lane, dont honk at me because shame on you trying to get somewhere, locals only, look at me i dont own a T.V. im a beer enthusiast, look at how chill i am even though i fucking explode at anything that doesnt kiss bikings ass" attitude.

its like if you steal something, you made a bad choice, and you deserve punishment, you should change your ways. but oh man if you steal a bike... you're the scum of the earth, you deserve to be locked up for life, i hope all your friends and family disown you and your entire life is ruined, because you stole a bike man.
 
They should do this in Amsterdam.

Every day around a 1000 bikes get stolen. Literally everybody's bike has been stolen, after which you buy a 'new' one for 10-15€ of a junk/bike thief. It's kind of a viscious circle. Except that the money ends up in some guys veins.
 
my sister and i ride the MS society rides in our area every year and have the greatest of times making fun of people like that. it is way too much fun.
 
What the fuck is wrong with the people in this thread? A pretentious asshole? Gah, you need to get your head out of your moms fucking ass who buys you all your shit.

This wasn't "look at me, I'm better than you", this is "you're a piece of shit and you are going to get the punishment fit for the crime".
 
I would do the same. If I dropped 2500 on a bike (fun fact, I have a specialized tarmac frame), and i loved it (also have a '78 cinelli that was in le tour de france) I would do stupid things if someone stole by bike.
 


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fuck me, bike nerds are funny. Citizen's arrest!

why the fuck are these people not locking their bikes properly and taking precaution to not have their bikes stolen?

I lock my car so it does not get stolen....

I love all the jimmies that have been rustled in this thread as well... it is a god damn bike... not a harrier jet.

Thank god that bike thief is off the streets, I can rest easy now.

 
Makes me proud to be from portland! To all those in here thinking that the bike owner is a cocky douch (which is not true about most road cyclists, furthermore those in portland, just a stereotype), its like having yours and 5 of your best friends ski setup stolen from the rack, and then seeing them on craigslist a few days later. even if you have to spend a couple hundred on gas, you too would travel 3 hours to get your $2500 investment back. you dont just move on from that like nothing happened. I would flip a shit if someone stole my $1200 dirt jumper.

And now enjoy watching this clip of my eternaly favorite biker doing what is right.

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