don't drink and drive...you might spill your drink...
yeah just don't do it.
i can admit that i have gotten behind the wheel once when it was pretty obvious that i shouldn't have. luckily for me, nothing happened. am i proud of it? hell no! do i condone it? absolutely not!
at the end of the day kids, it's a decision that you will regret the rest of your life. remember, the cab ride home or the hotel room for the night will sure as hell cost you less than the fines, inflated insurance costs, ignition lock installation, etc...not to mention the costs that come with killing someone you care about or someone's loved one. that kind of thing will never leave you...
take from that what you will