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Donald Duck walks into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asks him if he needs help finding anything. 'Oh, I just need some chapstick,' says Donald Duck. The pharmacist hands him some chapstick and asks, 'How would you like to pay for that today, Mr. Duck?' Donald replies, 'Just put it on my bill'

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ahaha i love lame jokes like that

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
it made my chuckle

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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
that joke probably came right off a popsickle stick

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys
 
haha that's pretty cute. somehow i knew it would end like that.

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
i disagree, so george bush goes to nasa he says 'i want to put a man on the sun' the guys at nasa look at him like he's retarted and say 'but president bush the suns too hot to land a man on the surface' and bush does that chuckle thing and goes 'no i got it all figured out... we do it at night'

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
Jim breuer makes a great donald duck impression

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys
 
this is not stolen from 1337 cause this thread is from 04. science.

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