Doing some drinkin for the first time

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As mentioned in a previous post... Don't eat anything all day. Then, get some Old Crow and start sippin. After you have made a considerable dent in the bottle and feel sufficiently inebriated, smoke one good spliff. Then see what happenz
 
Go for the prestige and hit up vodka or tequila. My first time was with my good friends Jim Beam and Jose Cuervo
 
if you have the skrilla and are ready to have a good time, get some tanqueray and sprite. mix about 40%alc to 60%sprite. drink one or two and chill for a minute to get the feel, then start mixing em heavier as the night progresses and you should be good to go. you will look classy, feel classy, and the shit tastes fuckin fantastic.
btw, do not smoke weed the first time you drink, these kids are all jokesters who want you to have a horrible night with the worst spins of your life.
get your drinking feet under you before you start mixing your poisons.
 
dont listen to these retards. if youre of a reasonable age to be drinking, just have some beers your first time. then the next night you drink if you want try a mixed drink or two like rum and coke or vodka and something whatever you think you might like. but just take it easy, dont be that young drunk idiot, learn to drink within your limits at least for the next few years and dont get shitfaced. just be smart and safe. and casual

/serious advice
 
just get some cheap shit with your buds, shotgun some beers until you're drunk enough that the beer tastes like water, get shit-face hammered but to a point so you don't get sick or blackout. that's what i did my first time i had a wonderful night i won't forget.
 
i'm gonna help you unlike most people because it sucks to have your first time drinking end with you puking in your neighbors' shower while they peacefully sleep upstairs

if you're going to drink hard alcohol, have a small amount before you drink any beer. take a couple shots or have a couple mixed drinks and then be done with it. drink beer for the rest of the night. if you drink a lot of beer and get drunk it'll be easier to crush hard alcohol later in the night which you don't want to do. so have some hard shit, then put it away for the night. play some ruit or just chill and drink. maybe chug/shotgun but do it like once, don't chug every beer you get. take it slow and have fun with it. if you start feeling sick just slow down but most of the time it's from drinking beer too fast, not because your body has too much alcohol in it. but your body will let you know pretty well when it's done with alcohol so just stay alert and fuck some bitch in the ass
 
Just drink something really strong, and get black out wasted, and you´ll never forget your first time, and your parents neither.
 
pilsner, lucky, kokanee, brewhouse, old milwake, keystone, etc....

whatever cheap beer you like the most.

plus then you will probably get to shotgun your first beer too haha.

 
Go with some hard alcohol but in moderation. My first time was with all of my alcoholic friends and they made sure that I wasn't drinking too much too fast. Just start with a shot or too then let that sit for a while then go back some more. Make sure to eat some food and to drink water as well when you aren't drinking. Keep it nice and easy the first night and then go for gold when you are ready.
 
being drunk is fucking gay, i have gotten drunk once in my life and all it does is make you feel like shit. ill have a 40 or a can of beer every now and again because i like the taste of it. but i dont drink to get drunk ever. weed though... thats another story! you can smoke literally all you want and nothing will happen as long as you have something to drink for the cottonmouth.
 
also good advice

i dont know how old you are OP but im taking your word for it youre old enough to be drinking.. how old are you? i wouldnt recommend drinking to youngns but it's gonna happen... might as well do it safe and not be an idiot about it. act like europeans, who actually drink at younger ages without being retards about it
 
I'll be honest with you cause you've come in here and had the balls to pose a serious question, so imho you also deserve a serious answer ...
1) on your first day drinking alcohol, stay away from the heavy stuff....2) drink preferably beer, its the cheapest and most common, you wont really enjoy the taste at first, but it'll grow on you...3) don't keep drinking until you feel drunk/hazy, alcohol takes some time to kick in, if you stop or slow down when you start feeling weird, it's already too late...4) don't be shy of drinking water or soda in between beers, drinking 4 beers or drinking 4 beers and 2 waters makes a huge difference ! you'll feel much fresher if you mix it up with some non alcoholic stuff + you'll be able to take more too ...5) Don't let anyone talk you into doing something you don't feel like doing, if you ask yourself; "is this a good idea?" when you're drunk, the standard answer is; NO, its not a good idea...

don't get wrecked and do stupid shit you'll regret later on, even tough those stories are funny to hear, they aren't funny for the person(s) involved .....
-Peace out and be careful !
 
this.

this kid always gives legit advice

Also drink a pedialyte baby drink (no joke) before going to bed and I promise you will not have a hangover
 
dunno what that is, but i usually pour down water before going to bed, and in the rare occasion i wake up with a hangover, i just take big water bottle (1.5l) when the bottle is empty, my hangover is over.....

also before you go partying, have a good, greasy meal, a good full stomach can take more punishing :)
 
ill contribute some serious advice as well that has yet to be said.
whatever you do, please stay away from your car. have a buddy hide your keys, lock your car, whatever. just whatever you do, don't get behind the wheel of a car.
 
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