Doing anything original or unique in skiing is incredibly stupid.

CrotchKiller

CrotchKiller

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Why do people feel the need to ruin skiing with taps and grind variations. Like come on guys skiing does not need to expand its horizons. People have been doing regular rail slides for years without these useless one footed half footed and some times no handed grinds. Every grind that you do with your skis anyway but parallel kills my slowly on the inside.

Also people that do anything other then a blunt or a mute in their spins should totally quit skiing, no one wants to watch your shitty double grabs on your poorly executed arial maneuvers.

Dont even get me started on spins over a 540. x games should have a limit on how many degrees of rotation you can do in a run and how many times you can get inverted.

Sorry if i come of as a pompous asshole but im telling you how you should do your own FREEskiing and you should listen to me or ill become agitated and irate over this internet forum.
 
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i dont think hes trolling, i think he's intentionally using sarcasm to make a point about the state of freeskiing these days
 
seriously i really think that people should only do k feds its obvious that it is one of the hardest and coolest trick ever done on skis. I'm pretty sure anyone who can K fed should be pro. Merry Christmas Newtrollers
 
I totally agree. Creativity is killing our culture. We should just stick to sliding sideways and stop with this non-sense tappity tap crap.
 
agreed its just getting fuckin retarded nowadays. yesterday i saw a guy do a 720 japan in the park, i spit in his face and kicked his knees in for not grabbing mute and for not obeying the spin limit.
 
grabs should be forbidden, as well as twin tips, why would any one want to ski backwards anyways ?! that shit's dangerous!
 
Every terrain park should have an FIS member at the top with live cameras at all features. If they see someone doing an illegal maneuver they should turn on the siren on their helmet and go arrest the aggressor.
 
Also, every park skier must have at least three tall tees layered to be considered to have style. The label of having style has little to do with the fluidity of there skiing or the ease that their tricks are performed, but will be jugged instead on how well you can find new tall tees to match your gsuit.
 
Pants must never be sagged. If they are anywhere from 3 inches above your knee, you will have a 250 dollar fine and your pass pulled
 
Haha I love this. I mean why would skiers want to be different anyways? I mean come on we all know that there is only one way to do everything
 
no. wifebeaters must be worn with a youth medium t-shirt on top. no exceptions. failure to comply will result in a fine and possible pass suspension.
 
Repost, mods please delete. I'm getting just as tired of the "i think xyz trick is stupid" thread as I am the "im a fucking genius, let me use my wit to explain why freeskiing should be free" threads.
 
Lj wrote in this thread, if he deems anything in this god forsaken site as worthy no mod can go against his will!!!!!!
 
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So this must mean Tom Wallisch is gonna quit skiing. *Head desk* (Referring to thread). This is why you ski butternut. Because people pencil shit.
 
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