Does it count?

Such_Doge

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So my friend ( ns member: 2strahm4u) had a crazy girlfriend who was obsessed with horses and stuff and said if they broke up she would kill herself, But that's a different story. So he was in a car with her naked and they were doing sexual things and he stuck just the tip in. Me and the rest of our squad say he lost his virginity because he still stuck the tip in. What do you guys think, virgin or not?
 
13038666:SexWith2Gorillas said:
I want more about the crazy girl and horses. dont care so much about the tip of your friends dick

She is very ugly she is a -1 but he has nudes of her and they can make a boner go away so fast.
 
So he got soft before he could even get in her? Damn that's gotta be one gross chick
 
13039051:Mingg said:
Heyyyyy now.

hey now

this is what dreams r made of

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13039051:Mingg said:
Ever get fucked reverse cowgirl from a cowgirl?

I can honestly attest to this being one of the greatest things in the world. My ex-girlfriend was a smoking hot, BATSHIT CRAZY, cowgirl, and the sex is the only thing I miss.
 
13039456:KayngBayng said:
If you don't actually have sex you're still a virgin lol.

You and your friends must be pretty young.

3 of us are 17 and the other 2 are 18. The horse fucker is 18.
 
13039051:Mingg said:
Heyyyyy now. Horses are cool. Don't hate on the horses.

Ever get fucked reverse cowgirl from a cowgirl?

Not really a cow girl but a horse girl and it was wonderful

Also she turned out to be batshit crazy too so I can attest to horse girls being crazy 100% of the time.
 
13039051:Mingg said:
Heyyyyy now. Horses are cool. Don't hate on the horses.

Ever get fucked reverse cowgirl from a cowgirl?

Not really a cow girl but a horse girl and it was wonderful

Also she turned out to be batshit crazy too so I can attest to horse girls being crazy 100% of the time.
 
13049371:Gn4rwh4ler said:
My sister is a horse girl, never had a boyfriend for more than a week. I can confirm 100% crazy.

then it's official. horse girls are crazy.
 
13038678:caucasian_chad said:
At least he won't have to worry about insta-jizzing his first time.

I actually have the opposite problem. If my dick isnt hard ill instajizz. And if a girl isnt hot enough i wont be hard. Difficult telling girls you blew it because youre not sufficiently attracted to them
 
My sister is a horse girl and me and my squad make fun over her for being a potato. She plans to live with horses only.
 
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