Does anyone know anything about computers?

Faoda

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I'm having troubles with my computer. A while back we thought it crashes, but some of the programs still worked but we lost a bunch of documents. When this happens, normally I just to and reinstall MSN and my life goes on as usual... but when I went to reinstall MSN, it wouldn't log on for me. So it's not the connection that's keeping me from getting on... does anyone know what I should do? I'm having MSN withdrawls!!

I'm just not funny or clever.
 
it might be your .NET passport thing. if what you are talkin about is MSN messanger.

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im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

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microsoft = the devil

that said... you're computer is fucked. problem with computers, unless you know what you're doing with windows, it will get fucked up, gaurenteed. Linux won't, but Linux takes some real commitment to learn. macs, well... they're, shall we say, The Saddam of computers... (ever seen the south park with sadaam and the devil in love.. you get the point.)

-Pat
 
Pat... MAC OS X is a *nix derivative... you don't know what you're talking about on that subject :-P

That said... I can't diagnose the problem considering you haven't given me anything close to a reasonable explanation of the problem and its symptoms.

What OS are you running? Windows 98? WindowsXP? What? Windows XP has Windows Messanger (MSN Messanger) built into it... from your explanation, you probably just need to go into the settings and tell it your username and password...

-Andy

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'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
 
icerider you obviously know jack crap about macs

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I would never suggest linux to a person who has no desire to want to learn that method of using a computer. If you're not a good computer user you don't want it. I've got no probs w/ macs, my roomate has one, and he doesn't have shit for problems, except for when his printer doesn't work he has to walk quite a bit ways away to the mac lab to print out his documents.

 
Andy, we have Windows 98... and I hate it. But I hate computers in general. I wouldn't even know how to begin with symptoms or anything! I know, this isn't helping, either.

I'm just not funny or clever.
 
I know about macs, I just personally don't use them.. I thought it was humerous... but obviously my lack of computer knowledge made me bewildered and amkes me looked flustered eh?

-Pat
 
call msn and ask them for a disc w/msn on it.-phone #-18002239275. unfuckingfortunatly I have the stupid thing. msn is something in it'self. If it was about say anything else I could probably help more.

or you can try talking to support-I think it is that same #. but they are mostlikely more bumb at computers than you are and can't really halp you. on top of the hour long hold time...

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idiot. She means MSN messanger, not the ISP. How could she post if she didn't have an ISP.

Disregard his info.

-Andy

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'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
 
oh my god I am a mother fucking dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jesusmotherfuckingchrist settle down.

and maby she went to the library and used a computer there. did you think of that?

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ok-ya i didnot remember the part in her message that said she re-installed it already but do you have the latest version? if you don't might wanna try getting the cd anyway. I think from what you say you have to do a guest log in.-is that how you have to do it for now?

and yes andy is right, you arn't giveing enough info. If you really want help, explain step by step what you do to connect the way it is now

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Step by step, eh... Well, I go and I right click and I put in my password and then it right away tells me I can't log on for one or more of the following reasons: my sign-in name doesn't exist (which I know it does), or my password was incorect (which I know it wasn't), or the passport services are temporarily unavailable (which I know it is).

My Mom said something about not having 28-bit incription... which I have no idea what that was. We also can't get into certain websites that have passwords or lots of security. I don't understand it.

'Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.'
 
well if you lost documents like you said you did then it is something more serious and just fixing messenger wont last. you probably got a virus try going to www.pcpitstop.com and do their online virus scan (its over on the left hand side of the page) and probably the ultimate solution is going to be to back up any important information and then to format your hard drive and reinstall windows

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lol, sounds like your browser settings have been changed... go to likehttp://www.opera.com orhttp://www.mozilla.com and download one of their browsers... see if those websites work then...

about the MSN thing... are you sure you are typing your username in right? make sure that its

whatever@hotmail.com

-Andy

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'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
 
do you have high speed internet? sounds like it...

if so do you have a router hoocked up?

what coumpany is it made by?

you could try changing the settings in internet explorer. go to tools-internet options-security (at top)-then slide the slider all the way down. then click ok.

if that doesn't do anything let me know but that could likely be it...

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you are an idiot. Enough said.

-Andy

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haha, andy, you crack me up

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switch, MSN SUCKS

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you could also download a program called trillian it brings together msn aol yahoo icq and maybe some more instant messaging programs.

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jarossamdb7 - seriously you shouldent touch computers.

oh and andy i dont think someone who recomends that someone call msn and ask for a cd is an idiot. another word needs to be made up.

that being set try this:

1) in your browser click TOOLS -> INTERNET OPTIONS and in the second tab labled security click : 'Default Level'

2) under same box click the last tab 'Advanced' and click 'Restore Defaults'

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umm.. I was the one who suggested your #1

-look at an earlyer post

why is everyone saying is suck at computers?

I might not be explaining something right but I definatly don't suck at computers...

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well will it let you sign on? and yes if all you are missing is IM and e-mail download Trillion. you can aloways just go to msn.com to get your e-mail.

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i know you you meant what i said but mine is a little easier to do/read

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oh and andy-I'm sorry. I didn't realize that it was just the massaging program. I thought it was the whole of msn explorer because it wasn't that evidant.

andy, have you used MSN explorer, spicifically?

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I'm not gay, therefore I don't use MSN Explorer... Internet Explorer is the default Windows browser, MSN Explorer is only used by those too gay and stupid to disable it. Try Mozilla or Phoenix... those are REAL browsers.

Oh, dude... you do suck at computers.

-Andy

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haha, stuff like that, relating sexual preference with internet browser, this thread's funny

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i agree with your last post about it being gay, andy. so but if you don't use it than how do you expect to help with it???

sometimes I use it but usually i just close out of it, keep my conection open and use a different browser.

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'Holy shit! someone should just pop out of the snow and shoot him with a fucking gun!' -my friend while waching Jeff Holden in Heavy Hittings Parental Advisory

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Because shes not using MSN explorer you dolt, shes talking about MSN messenger. And I use that every day. GOD you are so fucking dumb.

-Andy

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yes lets call people dumb on the internet that will be fun!

that is what is said maby you didn't catch that or I need to explain myself better.

dude if you need to do that; fuck your self up the asshole with a big rubber dick, mother fucker!

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'Holy shit! someone should just pop out of the snow and shoot him with a fucking gun!' -my friend while waching Jeff Holden in Heavy Hittings Parental Advisory

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Folks... heres an example of How NOT to use the English language and How NOT to make sense

idiot.

-Andy

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