Do you wipe with your left or right hand

[I_Swear_I_Ski]

some big questions i have been pondering

personally I'm a right hand kind of guy

 

[crotchvent]

Update your poll we need a neither option.

 

[I_Swear_I_Ski]

Update your poll we need a neither option.

done

 

[Rice]

I'm seeing a weird trend with your threads, an obsession with shit

 

[.Hugo.]

You guys use your hands to wipe? Jesus christ use some toilet paper you sick bastards

 

[skittiti]

wipe what

 

[spliff.Life]

Whenever I injure my right hand/arm whatever..I eventually have to poop but I dont think about wiping and when it gets to the wiping part Im just like "Damn why's wiping with the left so awkward?" like I can do it, but it just doesnt have the same touch

 

[Mingg]

Wiping is for peasants. I use a bidet.

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

Doggie style and drag my ass across the bathroom rug.

I think the real question is: do you wipe front to back or back to front???

 

[crotchvent]

Wiping is for peasants. I use a bidet.

This is where it's at

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

i wipe with whatever hand is closest to the roll for maximum efficiency.

 

[saskskier]

I have some friends that just moved to Bali and are living pretty traditionally with a family there. No toilet paper, wipe with left hand and then a lot of washing...