Do you wipe standing up or sitting?

[Monsieur_Patate]

Got into an argument with a buddy of mine recently and the peeing thread reminded me of that.

This degenerate wipes his ass standing up. I had never heard of such a thing, but let's see how NS wipes their butt.

 

[deathvalley69]

I didn't even realize you could wipe sitting down until about a year ago. One day my friend were having this discussion so I decided to try sitting down and it changed my life. It takes so much less time and you end up way cleaner.

 

[MiIfHunter]

Neither. I use a bidet ?

 

[JAHpow]

People wipe?

 

[stinky_cheese]

sitting, through the front

 

[elcheapo]

Maybe he shits on the move, drops one out the pant leg or something then standing would make since

 

[GreezyBastard]

Sit or stand depends on the size/shape of the seat tbh. And Depends how wet/dry the shit is

 

[dolanslebensraum]

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/...ho-reach-between-their-legs-to-wipe-their-ass

 

[theabortionator]

And I'd gladly stand up next to you

And defend Her still today

'Cause there ain't no doubt

I love this land

God Bless the U.S.A.

 

[freestyler540]

I do half squat. Easier to clean the sidewalls in one go

 

[dolanslebensraum]

Honestly if you sit while you wipe your a degenerate because that means u wipe from the front. Thats what midgets have to do bc their arms are too short to reach around from behind like normal people do. So if you want to smear shit all over the back of your ballsack by wiping from the front while sitting like a girl or like a midget, go ahead, but it is sincerely degenerate imo.

 

[SavageBiff]

There’s no option for I don’t wipe

 

[PsychicMigration]

The fact that even has to be discussed means were all degenerates.