or go to burger inn and ask for a 2 pounder buffalo burger. 2 pounders aren't on their menu, but they'll be happy to serve it to you, and everyone in the restaurant will stare at you and cheer for you as you eat it and then burst out in congratulatory amazement when you complete it, and then walk back to school with you and tell everyone what you did and how awesome it was and then start a weekly contest to see if any other kid could eat it, and nobody ever will and every time you walk into that burger inn people will talk about you. oh and that only costs about 4 Canadian dollars.