Do you go to Newschoolers for homosexuality?

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Our Dearest friend Ankilla said in his latest zoom-in-when-I-talk insta-rant that “you don’t go to Newschoolers for homosexuality” but that bears the question… what if we DO go to Newschoolers for homosexuality? How can we make NS a gayer space so we can have more fun and piss more snowflake righties off?
 
topic:CowboySkibop said:
Our Dearest friend Ankilla said in his latest zoom-in-when-I-talk insta-rant that “you don’t go to Newschoolers for homosexuality” but that bears the question… what if we DO go to Newschoolers for homosexuality? How can we make NS a gayer space so we can have more fun and piss more snowflake righties off?

Shut up
 
This website

- is almost entirely dudes

- hates attractive girl skiers (Eileen gu, sierra quitiquit, now grace shreds)

- users frequently post pics of themselves wearing cool outfits

id say it’s already quite gay
 
True this actually checks out

14614490:hi_vis360 said:
This website

- is almost entirely dudes

- hates attractive girl skiers (Eileen gu, sierra quitiquit, now grace shreds)

- users frequently post pics of themselves wearing cool outfits

id say it’s already quite gay
 
14614490:hi_vis360 said:
This website

- is almost entirely dudes

- hates attractive girl skiers (Eileen gu, sierra quitiquit, now grace shreds)

- users frequently post pics of themselves wearing cool outfits

id say it’s already quite gay

Newschoolers needs a m4m hookups thread
 
14614568:Lenny- said:
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1093512/1000000583-mp4[/video]

"You do not go to newschoolers for homosexuality"

Stop telling me what to do, you piss drinking retard.
 
14614490:hi_vis360 said:
This website

- is almost entirely dudes

- hates attractive girl skiers (Eileen gu, sierra quitiquit, now grace shreds)

- users frequently post pics of themselves wearing cool outfits

id say it’s already quite gay

When did NS turn against Grace Shreds? She's kind of awesome..
 
14614753:mountaindewgirl said:
When did NS turn against Grace Shreds? She's kind of awesome..

She mirrored some clips which absolutely deserves a call out but some people always get a weird hate boner
 
14614490:hi_vis360 said:
This website

- is almost entirely dudes

- hates attractive girl skiers (Eileen gu, sierra quitiquit, now grace shreds)

- users frequently post pics of themselves wearing cool outfits

id say it’s already quite gay

lol this take is gold.

idk about “hates attractive girl skiers” part tho, there’s a lot of attractive girl skiers, the ones NS hates on just happen to be some of them.

the recent graceshreds thing reminds me of Gus, which is ironic as i’m pretty sure he’s gay, and hot, potentially putting him adjacent to the “hot girl skiers”.

fuck, maybe you’re onto something…

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14614753:mountaindewgirl said:
When did NS turn against Grace Shreds? She's kind of awesome..

More influencer than skier to be honest, at least she’s pretty good.
 
14614973:Jems said:
More influencer than skier to be honest, at least she’s pretty good.

Lmao pretty good?????

As a D1 hater, she is def not pretty good, mediocre at best

I have been on the graceshreds hate wagon before it was even started

Just scrolling through her recent edits, she puts in clips of sketchy back 4 outs, and its the "best" clip in the edit.

she makes trendy edits with the "swerve skiing" style. Which consists of baggy clothes, and easy tricks that "look good" such as tail taps and handplants as seen in her edits. Neither of those tricks are done in a over the top hard way in her edits, as far as I can see.

Also notice how almost every edit of her starts with and sometimes ends with a up close face shot, to attract all the down bad dudes.

most of the clips in her edits are tricks that any person that calls themselves a park skier should be able to do as a warmup tirck.

If I fell doing a trick she does in her edits I would probobly kms, because they are easier than even my warmup tricks, not even a flex, as I am not that good.I have absolutley 0 sponsers no clout or views.

meanwhile she is sponsered by on3p, monster army, and possibly several other companies. this is purely due to her attractiveness, and trendiness/ attention and followers she gets, as she is nowwhere even close to the level of the other skiers on those teams.

And she also does backflips off of lips at rail jams, which is the topic of a recent thread, that most ns members where hating on people for doing.

Many ski simps, find her attractive, and say that she is good.

meanwhile little kids at my rinky dink local are far better, but do not get the same audience as her, as they are not a girl and found attractive by many down bad skier dudes.

Just to clarify, I am not purley hating just because she is a gurl, but because she is not good at skiing, and takes the spotlight off of other women who are actually good at skiing, and don't just show their arguably "pretty face" in front of the camera followed up by some below mid ski clips. that are attempts at being trendy.

I also don't understand the simps, as she ain't all that imo

This entire opinion is formed based off of her Instagram, and online presence, and I have never actually met her, so take that with a grain of salt

am I the gifted hater of skiing?????
 
This is what I was talking about when I said people get weird hate boners for girls like this

14615039:Misfitmonkey said:
Lmao pretty good?????

As a D1 hater, she is def not pretty good, mediocre at best

I have been on the graceshreds hate wagon before it was even started

Just scrolling through her recent edits, she puts in clips of sketchy back 4 outs, and its the "best" clip in the edit.

she makes trendy edits with the "swerve skiing" style. Which consists of baggy clothes, and easy tricks that "look good" such as tail taps and handplants as seen in her edits. Neither of those tricks are done in a over the top hard way in her edits, as far as I can see.

Also notice how almost every edit of her starts with and sometimes ends with a up close face shot, to attract all the down bad dudes.

most of the clips in her edits are tricks that any person that calls themselves a park skier should be able to do as a warmup tirck.

If I fell doing a trick she does in her edits I would probobly kms, because they are easier than even my warmup tricks, not even a flex, as I am not that good.I have absolutley 0 sponsers no clout or views.

meanwhile she is sponsered by on3p, monster army, and possibly several other companies. this is purely due to her attractiveness, and trendiness/ attention and followers she gets, as she is nowwhere even close to the level of the other skiers on those teams.

And she also does backflips off of lips at rail jams, which is the topic of a recent thread, that most ns members where hating on people for doing.

Many ski simps, find her attractive, and say that she is good.

meanwhile little kids at my rinky dink local are far better, but do not get the same audience as her, as they are not a girl and found attractive by many down bad skier dudes.

Just to clarify, I am not purley hating just because she is a gurl, but because she is not good at skiing, and takes the spotlight off of other women who are actually good at skiing, and don't just show their arguably "pretty face" in front of the camera followed up by some below mid ski clips. that are attempts at being trendy.

I also don't understand the simps, as she ain't all that imo

This entire opinion is formed based off of her Instagram, and online presence, and I have never actually met her, so take that with a grain of salt

am I the gifted hater of skiing?????
 
Grace shreds posts clips of herself wearing makeup: “this girl is an INFLUENCER and she doesn’t even like skiing!!”

Hunter Hess posts clips skiing fully nude: “hell yeah bro that guy is so hot”

**This post was edited on Jun 13th 2024 at 7:40:43am
 
14615076:hi_vis360 said:
Grace shreds posts clips of herself wearing makeup: “this girl is an INFLUENCER and she doesn’t even like skiing!!”

Hunter Hess posts clips skiing fully nude: “hell yeah bro that guy is so hot”

**This post was edited on Jun 13th 2024 at 7:40:43am

"OMG I hope Grace sees me defending her on NS and she PMs me nudes as a thank you"
 
14615078:skierman said:
"OMG I hope Grace sees me defending her on NS and she PMs me nudes as a thank you"

Yeah dude cause the only reason to ever say something nice to a girl is to try sleep with her, have fun with that incel lifestyle
 
So if I defend a dude pro skier who is being attacked on NS, does that mean I am trying to fuck him?? Damn this website really is gay
 
14615081:hi_vis360 said:
Yeah dude cause the only reason to ever say something nice to a girl is to try sleep with her, have fun with that incel lifestyle

Uh huh.... sure buddy.
 
14615076:hi_vis360 said:
Hunter Hess posts clips skiing fully nude: “hell yeah bro that guy is so hot”

woah woah woah where is this media do I need to download ig again

Is this foreshadowing magma 69 where ahall and hhess do sunset triples fully nude? sign me up baby!
 
14615083:hi_vis360 said:
So if I defend a dude pro skier who is being attacked on NS, does that mean I am trying to fuck him?? Damn this website really is gay

You are not trying to fuck him? everyone else is.
 
14615039:Misfitmonkey said:
Lmao pretty good?????

As a D1 hater, she is def not pretty good, mediocre at best

I have been on the graceshreds hate wagon before it was even started

Just scrolling through her recent edits, she puts in clips of sketchy back 4 outs, and its the "best" clip in the edit.

she makes trendy edits with the "swerve skiing" style. Which consists of baggy clothes, and easy tricks that "look good" such as tail taps and handplants as seen in her edits. Neither of those tricks are done in a over the top hard way in her edits, as far as I can see.

Also notice how almost every edit of her starts with and sometimes ends with a up close face shot, to attract all the down bad dudes.

most of the clips in her edits are tricks that any person that calls themselves a park skier should be able to do as a warmup tirck.

If I fell doing a trick she does in her edits I would probobly kms, because they are easier than even my warmup tricks, not even a flex, as I am not that good.I have absolutley 0 sponsers no clout or views.

meanwhile she is sponsered by on3p, monster army, and possibly several other companies. this is purely due to her attractiveness, and trendiness/ attention and followers she gets, as she is nowwhere even close to the level of the other skiers on those teams.

And she also does backflips off of lips at rail jams, which is the topic of a recent thread, that most ns members where hating on people for doing.

Many ski simps, find her attractive, and say that she is good.

meanwhile little kids at my rinky dink local are far better, but do not get the same audience as her, as they are not a girl and found attractive by many down bad skier dudes.

Just to clarify, I am not purley hating just because she is a gurl, but because she is not good at skiing, and takes the spotlight off of other women who are actually good at skiing, and don't just show their arguably "pretty face" in front of the camera followed up by some below mid ski clips. that are attempts at being trendy.

I also don't understand the simps, as she ain't all that imo

This entire opinion is formed based off of her Instagram, and online presence, and I have never actually met her, so take that with a grain of salt

am I the gifted hater of skiing?????

Bro wrote an entire manifesto from a few ig clips
 
14615106:TRVP_ANGEL said:
Bro wrote an entire manifesto from a few ig clips

Green name TRVP > pink name TRVP

To clarify I dont disagree with pink TRVP, it's just that green TRVP was funnier.

**This post was edited on Jun 13th 2024 at 10:16:04am
 
14615089:timdrachan said:
woah woah woah where is this media do I need to download ig again

Is this foreshadowing magma 69 where ahall and hhess do sunset triples fully nude? sign me up baby!

very end of magma 2
 
I come here to meet likeminded people who love to get face shots, ride trannies, and throw down some steeze on a big kinky black pipe.
 
back when I was making hella gay jokes I was getting terrible backlash.... makes me think that this site is, in fact, super ultra mega gay, which includes the majority of its users.

Im only here so that I can learn from and appreciate the gay skiers in this space and hopefully help them feel more comfortable and a part of this sport so that we can all enjoy equality and have a safe space in this beautiful gay world of skiing!
 
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