do u have a child?

leave town. if I ever knoked up some broad, I'd take off and ski bum it.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
Stixonmtholly was so mean to me when he first came on here. He hated me, and I didn't know why. He made fun of me and shit, called me immature, etc. Then I realized he was just a bitter old man!

Joking Stix! But yeah, that geezers got children!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
no children for me, i dont see myself as a father figure just yet hahah

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
fuck you asshole, at least i have balls and a dick to make a kid, and even if i did, id stand up and be a man and take care of it, any kid can make a baby but it takes a man to raise one

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
^ hes got a good point

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candy has gotta be the best thing going
 
thanks drawes ahaha

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i'd move to switzerland and ski bum it up. i hate kids.

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
I'm going to unless my girl doesnt get a abortion but i hope she doesnt just hope

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

 
^That didn't make sense.

I have forty or so kids, none of which came out of my body or have corresponding DNA.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Banana Turtles forever, baby!

BE JEALOUS!

GIRLS OF NS
 
my girlfriend is thinking about getting a abortion but i dont want her to we got into a huge fight about that the other day.

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

 
how old are you ^^?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
No 17

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers
 
shes prolly like 15

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
18 is kind of young to be a father, if your gf wanted to get an abortion cuz she thinks shes not ready to have the kid then its her decision to do what she wants and you should respect that even though it is your kid it would pretty much save your life and her life cuz youd be able to go to college and then start a life after, and no im not saying to go out and get an abortion,

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
When I tell my dad he will kill me and there went my college down the drain and what eles no Westpoint for me kids always use a condom

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers
 
wait, you dont want her to.. so you want to be a dad? man youll miss out. theres plenty of time for that later. but it would be better to give the kid up for adoption. lots of couples would love to have a kid. you should look into that

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
your dad doesnt know yet?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
this smelly girl with a locker near mine had a baby freshman year...i saw the baby pic..its kinda cute..i dunno how tho cuz her and the father are ugliest fuckin' kids around

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SRMC

-kevan

 
I have a 6 year old sister (I'm 22). It's not my kid but it's really damn close sometimes. I definitely know what it takes to be a daddy. That being said, I don't plan on having kids till I'm like 35.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
2 wrongs make a right, remember that

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
jay, lets hope your not impotent or the little jay sperms can still full tilt,

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I was planing to tell him hmmmmmmmmmmm never

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers
 
i feel bad for you slipknot888, or maybe its cause in im only like 14

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my words of wisdom
 
so Jay, since you were 16 when your parents were fucking to get your sister....did you hear/see/videotape it?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
Brody, you're dead. You can expect the standard hired goons at your door tonight, and I promise they'll be less attractive than last time.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
you know what id do slipknot, i'm not saying there's only one right way to deal with it, but what i'd do and of course if the chick agreed is have the kid and then put it for adoption, less risks for the girl i think

Seize the carp
 
Stef maybe I'll let you watch me and Natalie. You'll learn a few things that you can show all your friends.

Brody, you're dead. You can expect the standard hired goons at your door tonight, and I promise they'll be less attractive than last time.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
i dont know if any of you heard about this, but in my town last winter, a highschool junior couple had a baby, and the mom gave it to the dad to take care of and give to someone, and he put it down a portapotty. my boss was the emt on the site, and said it was the most disgusting thing she had ever seen. its such a miracle that the baby lived, because apparently the blue shit at the bottom of the portapotty is worse then draino. the worst part is after it all happened, everyone found out that all you have to do is take it to a church or police station or hospital within 48 hours and they have to take it no questions asked. the whole situation was so fucked up that it really made everyone that heard it re evaluate life, and understand that, as stef said, any guy can make a baby, but it takes a man to raise a child. so be safe kids, and if something happens, dont do something dumb like drop the kid in a porta potty

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
Yeah that's super twisted.

Presently, no I don't have any runts. They're cute but not cute enough.

and Slipknot, if your chickie wants to have an abortion, let her do it, no questions asked. She is gonna have more emotional crap to deal with if she keeps the baby. An abortion is very emotional yes, but keeping the baby and putting it up for adoption is absolutely draining I would imagine. Chicks are emotional as it is just imagine the worst she's been times 100.

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
No way. There are plenty of parents out there who are looking for kids to adopt. It's not fair to kill the baby becaus you two made a mistake. Put it up for adoption or live with it.

-Jason
 
why isnt it fair? my body ill do what the fuck i want to it, its just that plain and simple. im sick of all these ppl trying to get abortion illegal. it just sickens me to think that soon we wont have any freedom what so ever... do we really now?

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
Slipknot you have to talk it over with your girl, and make the most mature decision are you going to be able to take care of the kid, or are you going to not take the resposibility, its a huge decision. Think about how you and your girl will feel after you abort it will you feel guilty? Its a choice only you and your girl can make, dont let anyone else make it for you. Think about it.

Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski

 
If she's not ready to be a mom and wants to get an abortion then that is her right. A mother is 80% of a childs influence and if she doesn't want a child then the love and care won't be there. What children need more than anything is love and love some milk or formula a clean diaper and more love. Is it better to be a bad parent and raise a child that is going to be less then desireable or not have the kid and go on with life until you are ready? Abortion is wrong as a form of birth control, but everybody makes A mistake and deserves a second chance. I love my children with all of my heart and sacrifice lots of skiing time for them (we are currently working on getting them sliding more and more so the sacrifice will be less and less)Kids take every ounce of energy you have, they are relentless in their pursuit of what ever the other person has. Diapers let me tell you about diapers, yuck yuck and yuck three years of yuck, yuck and yuck, those aren't the bad ones I'm talking about either. We are going to move when all of the kids are potty trained so we can get rid of the poopie smell. If you are going to have the child you should start saving your money for formula, don't buy any yet just start saving cause that is a major expense. Plan on about $60.00 dollars a month for that alone, then about $ 40.00 a month for diapers and wipes. I cannot stress enough DON'T buy any of this before hand, cause the baby might have an allergic reaction to something and then you will have wasted what you bought. We didn't know that with our first child and we donated a bunch of formula we couldn't use to a womens shelter in Ann Arbor. Good Luck to you.

Oh and Lanemyers I'm not a grumpy old man, I'm more of a grumpy almost to middle aged man. If I live to eighty I've still got five more years til I'm middle aged.(i'm not really grumpy I've just got a bad attitude sometimes and I did apologize for being mean to you)

***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***

 
abortions are free in canada. raise a kid properly or not at all. there is no excuse for unplanned pregnancy these days. use fuckin birth control, theres like a million different kinds. stupid people say 'it wont happen to me' then they bang their gf or some random girl, she gets pregnant and they act like its a big fuckin surprise, then wonder what to do, all the while the babys developing and options of avoiding the pregnancy slip away by the day. DECIDE what to do by the first three months or the choice will made for you. HAVE A PLAN you are dealing with a LIFE. My bro had an unplanned, so I'm just giving advise.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
i don't have a kid but i've come damn close! don't you lifestyles condoms! they're the official condom of teenage pregnancy!

i think my first scare was when i was 15. when she told me i litterally almost passed out. i had to go sit down for a while. 5 days later i was the most happy guy in the world that he couldn't have sex because aunt flow came to town!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
yeah but u cant get birth control if your under 18 unless ur parents sign off on it. and if ur under 18 you probably dont want ur parents knowing ur having sex. so its hard to get birth control.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
Ohio is a unique state for sure, come up to Michigan and we will hook you up so mommy won't find out your getting your dip stick wet and some angry dad won't come kick yur ass for splittin his daughter after a drunkin rampage. Anal sex prevents unwanted pregnancies, guys you should just insist upon it.(clean your self after words though)

***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***

 
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