Do pinknames FAP?!

I know some girls who don't masturbate.

...they probably don't because they don't know how to get off. what a waste of genitalia.
 
my ex girlfriend said she didn't for the longest time. then she finally admitted she did but really rarely, once or twice a month she'd say. she said we had sex alot and didn't really need to. which is true but i mean even with all the sex i would still do it. I don't know why girls lie about it. to this day i think she was lying the whole time. like why would you be embarassed to admit that to your boyfriend. i think it's sexy. but i digress.
 
Much thanks to the pink names, that where courages to step up to the plate this day and accept my challenge to admit to masterbation :)
This whole thing made me chuckle all day! I thank you all!
 
2/3 girls i know who fap or have fapped said it didn't feel that great so they stopped

i told them to let me try
 
Also on a side note I know a girl who doesn't and I KNOW she doesn't because she can't put a tampon in because she can't find the hole...LOL
 
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All girls fap to an extent (or have fapped and were too young to know that's what was happening). Some less than others.**

In my experience, my friends that practice regular battery assistance enjoy sex less.

And it is true, when in a relationship, the lady needs to resolve things on her own a lot less often, provided the male knows what he's doing.

Also, girls are only in heat about 3 days a month. The rest of the month, fapping is out of boredom or to achieve a damper environment.

**religion and female circumcision may cause some women to not fap.
 
at the bar last night that this girl works at.. she was like yea just to be honest.. my tv has like 5 free porn shows, and like every other day when i get home i just go to town.
 
I actually know a few females who say every 2 days, so I am just going to assume that it is more common than not, and yes they do lie, one of those few started off by saying every couple of weeks.

Also why does she watch the crap on tv when things like the internet exist?
 
I do it whenever I'm bored (which is basically all the time). Many of my friebds find fapping boring though, they say that they cant be that turned on on their own. I wouldnt know about that though heh.
 
ladyfriend was sitting next to me as i burst out laughing from this thread
her mom calls it "mushing the smush mitten"
my new fav
 
doesn't have internet at her place. so she would have to go to her bar and just upload like 5 vids. or watch it in bed for free
 
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