do girls fart

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Girays_Brother

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have u ever been with a girl and they fart??? personally ive never and if i had i think id have a mental breakdown... tell about ur experience

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Dynastar

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no, they never do. end of discussion.

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
A girl's never farted around me, but I can't count the number that have pissed their pants from getting scared or laughing too hard or whatever. Kinda weird.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
where the fuck this come from?

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
my friends little sister is quite weird and she does it a lot

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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
^same, but its kinda funny cuz shes so nast and ugly, but if anyone else besides her did it, i'd shoot myself and everyone around me

Tip-2-Tip We Rule
 
i met up with a couple of girls that were drunk or some shit, and one just keeps on goin with em, everytime she stops whatever shes doin and says she farted, after about five it was like fuckin christ bitch, stop doin that, i mean i dont call em everytime, she shouldnt ever

die.
 
girls do...quietly..btw if we didnt fart we'd sponaniously (sp?) combust. they proved it pretty good on south park i think.

-Ira

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
Girls don't fart or burp... they're supposed to smell nice and look pretty all the time.

'If there's a nipple, download it, then delete it.' - Matt Harvey
 
my sister farts, but that along with many othewr things she does leads me to think that there may be some testostarone in her someware

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freek heaven!
 
yeah girls fart as much as guys. pussy farts are the best though. when i'm doing my girlfriend doggystyle sometimes it makes a fart like sounds between thrusts. shit cracks me up when it happens.

 
they don't go to the bathroom either.

well they do, but only to put on make up and make sure they look pretty.

melvs is right.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
we fart... but we usually do it in more subtle ways. my boyfriend didn't believe me until i finally proved it for him (only to make him stop bugging me)

 
in my country a womans gastric control is the ultimate afrodesiac

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
^what u like to sick ur face in her ass and say 'let er rip hunny' and then breath deeply to capture the true esence of her anal cavity?

absolutely SICK

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
an average woman farts 14 times a day

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-kevan

 
it isnt. girls dont fart. somebody delete this thread

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
'Three months of planing and its all rewined by a fucking fart' can anyone guess what movie thats from, and its a girl that siad it and she was hot.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
jay and silent bob right after the spinning and flippng.....then BBLLLLGHHBGHGLGLGLGLGLGLLGTT~~!!!!!

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
Girls are good at concealing i have been with my gal for 2 years and only heard her do it twice, once because it slipt out when she bent over. it was really funny she turned bright red

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Get over it

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On The Good Ol White Stuff
 
this is disgusting but like a month ago some weird girl farted in our class and it was LOUD and everybody was like wtf was that? it was one of the most disgusting things i've seen a girl do and ADMIT to it.

CANDY BAR!
 
girls fart, and their pussys too- its called

Quief-

Your signature has been changed to: (trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

Matt

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ
 
the real question is.. do they poop.. and im convinced they dont... they cant... they never do.. cept for mom

..4frntn..

..PONIVERUS..
 
if u think a girl is hot and u kno u will never get her, just imagine her takin a shit, and then u wont like her anymore

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
they take pills so their bowel movements smell like bakery fresh cinnimon rolls.

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--west
 
so beautiful... can't... look... away.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Dude, I know girls burp but when they are in the bathroom they are letting loose with such force that a mans hair would fall out should he smell it. The ones that slip out are only the ones small enough to make it out. Thats my theory and Im sticking to it.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
ALRIGHT!!!! everyone shut the fuccccccccck up in yo faces.

sharpie wants... no no... sharpie needs to hear someone WITHOUT A PENIS, fart. PLEASE GOD if your a girl reading this.. message me, and you can call me, and fart into the phone.... i have never once in my entire life heard a non-male fart, AND ITS KILLING ME!!!!... its kiling us.....

i dont beleive girls fart, you can say you do all you want... but i dont beleive it

fuck you alll

 
girls fart...i live w/3 of them and 2 guys. their farts are worse, their shits are horrid, and when they're gasy just shoot yourself in the face w/a 22 to end the misery sooner.

I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
for some reason i find SHARPIE really annyoing and want to kick the shit out of him

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
but i still want to kick the shit out of you^

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
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