Discovery leads to confirmed future of intergalactic skiing

we should send there Matt Damon with pair of skis, because if something fuck up, he is the one with tons of experience being able to survive and make a movie about it, so no doubt about the best freeski movie of 2018
 
13856772:Davomet said:
we should send there Matt Damon with pair of skis, because if something fuck up, he is the one with tons of experience being able to survive and make a movie about it, so no doubt about the best freeski movie of 2018
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Are you fucking kidding me? Motherfucker tried to kill Matthew Mcconaughey, jacked a fuking space ship, and tried to fuck everything up. Then he manages to get back to earth, and his PR team puts together this new bullshit mission to mars to make him look like a hero, and all of you just ate it up didn't you?

I don't care what anyone thinks, I wouldn't trust him in space.
 
13856787:theabortionator said:
Are you fucking kidding me? Motherfucker tried to kill Matthew Mcconaughey, jacked a fuking space ship, and tried to fuck everything up. Then he manages to get back to earth, and his PR team puts together this new bullshit mission to mars to make him look like a hero, and all of you just ate it up didn't you?

I don't care what anyone thinks, I wouldn't trust him in space.
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Okay...

What about Tom Hanks? I know, when he was in space last time they totally fucked it up, but on the other hand he can controls a ship. Isnt it a spaceship but whatever. Also experience with uncomfortable situations, doesnt need partners because he suffices with volleyball ball, if he shipwreck it isnt problem at all, because he can make from absolutely nothing something which bring him back.
 
11 light years away sounds like a long time, maybe we should carpool to save $$

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13856796:Davomet said:
Okay...

What about Tom Hanks? I know, when he was in space last time they totally fucked it up, but on the other hand he can controls a ship. Isnt it a spaceship but whatever. Also experience with uncomfortable situations, doesnt need partners because he suffices with volleyball ball, if he shipwreck it isnt problem at all, because he can make from absolutely nothing something which bring him back.
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I'm still bitter about that movie. What a f'king waste of my time that I will never get back. F' you Tom Hanks I want to cram that volleyball right down his face. Such a dumb movie and an even worse ending.

13856799:iced said:
11 light years away sounds like a long time, maybe we should carpool to save $$

**This post was edited on Nov 16th 2017 at 7:34:58pm
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Did the math and it's like 99 days. That's over 3 months so IDK we could probably drive to Chile or something faster.
 
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