Did you…..?

[SmokedGouda]

Did you ever ask your parents where you were conceived?

 

[theabortionator]

Pretty sure at a DC Talk concert in between readings of bible passages. Otherwise no idea and don't really care. Hail skatin

 

[MichiganCatFart]

Pretty sure at a DC Talk concert in between readings of bible passages. Otherwise no idea and don't really care. Hail skatin

 

[r00kie]

Pretty sure at a DC Talk concert in between readings of bible passages. Otherwise no idea and don't really care. Hail skatin

Nothing is more 90s cringe than DC Talk.

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

In a Westfalia lmaooo

 

[armchair_skier]

Dads seem to enjoy reminding their children that they came out of their balls.

 

[SmokedGouda]

In a Westfalia lmaooo

Haha. My parents told me either after the Avs won the Stanley cop or at a bluegrass festival.

 

[VTshredder69]

bathroom of a Kmart

 

[r00kie]

In a Westfalia lmaooo

The van was destiny.

 

[dolanslebensraum]

On the countertop at 7-11

 

[SmokedGouda]

On the countertop at 7-11

Do you get free slurpees for life?

 

[dolanslebensraum]

Do you get free slurpees for life?

Haha

 

[freestyler540]

Im a Christmas baby! The date fits

 

[little1337]

In a Westfalia lmaooo

Thought this said wrestlemania for a sec

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

Thought this said wrestlemania for a sec

That would be fuckin hilarious

 

[hoodratz47]

On a trip to Miami...... I was like thanks mom. I didn't need to know that

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

I know I shouldn’t vent in a random ass thread at 2am and I know I’m gonna regret posting this but I just sat in a car with a girl for 4 hours after she told me she wanted to kiss me. She was so nervous and it got to the point where I literally drove her to her house and told her that we could kiss and she could walk out. But we sat there for another hour. She eventually got so nervous that she gave up and left. We’re doing this again next week WHAT THE FUCK this is literally the third time that we’ve done this

Guys I know this is the stupidest shit and I feel like a middle schooler but you’ve gotta help me out. How do I stop this from happening a fourth time

 

[SmokedGouda]

I know I shouldn’t vent in a random ass thread at 2am and I know I’m gonna regret posting this but I just sat in a car with a girl for 4 hours after she told me she wanted to kiss me. She was so nervous and it got to the point where I literally drove her to her house and told her that we could kiss and she could walk out. But we sat there for another hour. She eventually got so nervous that she gave up and left. We’re doing this again next week WHAT THE FUCK this is literally the third time that we’ve done this

Guys I know this is the stupidest shit and I feel like a middle schooler but you’ve gotta help me out. How do I stop this from happening a fourth time

just go for it dude. I mean, if you touch her somewhere, it should lead to it(stay appropriate. situation still new). Like her leg, arm over shoulders kinda thing. Dont do something that she doesn't want though. Could just move in on the cheek and if she really likes you, shell pull for more. Who knows. Been going strong with my first GF now for two & half years almost. You got this.

 

[Casey]

I know I shouldn’t vent in a random ass thread at 2am and I know I’m gonna regret posting this but I just sat in a car with a girl for 4 hours after she told me she wanted to kiss me. She was so nervous and it got to the point where I literally drove her to her house and told her that we could kiss and she could walk out. But we sat there for another hour. She eventually got so nervous that she gave up and left. We’re doing this again next week WHAT THE FUCK this is literally the third time that we’ve done this

Guys I know this is the stupidest shit and I feel like a middle schooler but you’ve gotta help me out. How do I stop this from happening a fourth time

Car is a shitty place to fool around. Gotta set the table to eat a proper meal.