Hey boyz, friend o' dez here.
1: He did not go to a jewish school. It was a school in a jewish area which is populated by more chinese people than china itself. Of course, I'm at that school, and I'm jewish, so w/e.
2. NOW he goes to a private school. Why? Because his old school he thought was shit (I don't, I still go there).
3. Red Bull is banned in Canada for the following reasons:
It has a side effect similar to alcohol in the sense that it dehydrates the body. At the same time, it has unusually high levels of caffine and other chemicals which act like caffine, and some of those are not proven safe. This combination of becoming dehydrated while performing more strenuous physical activity has caused people to faint, and some to become seriously injurred. Also, it has become a popular drink mixed with alcohol, as it allows drinkers to stay alert and drink more without going unconcious. That's why it's banned.
4. Dez is gay. No, really. Ask him. I'm not joking. Really.