Describe a ski brand with 3 words

[h3nry.]

Vishnu: newschoolers favorite ski

 

[rubberpantaloons]

jetskis: fuck that table

 

[bakemaster]

Head: Business casual skis

 

[Celery]

Atomic: get the bentchetlers

 

[RAcecARman]

Ninthward: classy, boujee, ratchet

 

[Christian_Bale]

Faction: get that warranty

 

[ski_salmon69]

on3p: durable disregarding ditches

 

[r00kie]

on3p: durable disregarding ditches

beat me to it

 

[r00kie]

Line: Dudes in van

 

[-Dan]

Hg skis Rest In Peace

 

[-Dan]

Revision skis- rest in pieces

 

[gorbdawggybrent]

revision: where are myskis

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

Line: broken but fun

Vishnu: Resorts are overrated

ON3P: join our cult

K2: durable but Chinese

Armada: Swiss Army knife

Head: Dad skis us

Salomon: Twintips don’t sell

Moment: we take lsd

Liberty: China-Colorado Canadian company

RMU: Buy skis drunk

Icelantic: Art is subjective

Jet skis: Vishnu is mainstream

Atomic: Chris Bent Chetler

Völkl: we sponsor everyone

Faction: Candide skis us

Lib Tech: Slightly skinnier snowboards.

DPS: First tracks pass

Fauna: Animals and wood

Before anyone gets pissy - all in good fun

 

[guelah_papyrus]

DPS- Dope powder skis

 

[Arnie777]

Gilson skis: We Want Beans!!

 

[doubleblackjack]

Nordica: enforcer enforcer enforcer

 

[Chrischi69]

[tag=241854]@animator[/tag] 's ski brand, osama bin laden

 

[dolanslebensraum]

On3p

sexy but pozzed

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

Völkl or Head: Dolan endorsed skis

On3p

sexy but pozzed

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

Got another one

Deviation works: Purple Heartwood Sidewall

Line: broken but fun

Vishnu: Resorts are overrated

ON3P: join our cult

K2: durable but Chinese

Armada: Swiss Army knife

Head: Dad skis us

Salomon: Twintips don’t sell

Moment: we take lsd

Liberty: China-Colorado Canadian company

RMU: Buy skis drunk

Icelantic: Art is subjective

Jet skis: Vishnu is mainstream

Atomic: Chris Bent Chetler

Völkl: we sponsor everyone

Faction: Candide skis us

Lib Tech: Slightly skinnier snowboards.

DPS: First tracks pass

Fauna: Animals and wood

Before anyone gets pissy - all in good fun

 

[Session]

On3p

sexy but pozzed

Pretty sold out.

 

[Lonely]

Revision Skis:

 

[isaacwrong]

Revision Skis:

has left chat

 

[Thegenericskier]

Nordica. We have twintips?

 

[Casey]

DPS- Dope powder skis

Dentist*

 

[WoFlowz]

Vishnu: daddy issues

 

[GrapeHunter]

Vishnu: daddy issues

thats 2 words you sausage

 

[h3nry.]

Vishnu: daddy issues

You had one rule to follow smh

 

[Skiblade420]

On3p - good 4 ditches

vishnu - burnt stylish fun

line - enjoi skateboards brother

volkl - gross ass graphics

icelantic - we take shrooms

armada - worship lord Henrik

moment - contemporary quality design

faction - jocks in highschool

k2 - no gimmicks here

jetskis - young talented edgelords

 

[Skiblade420]

Ballard mfg - give us money

 

[SupremeChairlift]

4frnt - camber is lame

 

[deathvalley69]

On3p - good 4 ditches

vishnu - burnt stylish fun

line - enjoi skateboards brother

volkl - gross ass graphics

icelantic - we take shrooms

armada - worship lord Henrik

moment - contemporary quality design

faction - jocks in highschool

k2 - no gimmicks here

jetskis - young talented edgelords

This one is so accurate. Faction and Armada made me laugh

 

[ColoradoDogfart]

vishnu- we smoke cigs

revision- offshore bank accounts

dps- all about money

 

[swaggrandpa]

j skis: designers on drugs

 

[pissnu_skis]

BPM Skis- who are they

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

on3p: how to pronounce?

 

[skierman_jack]

Moments before OP posted this he thought to himself I need to think of something that will make people on NSers like me

Vishnu: newschoolers favorite ski

 

[h3nry.]

Moments before OP posted this he thought to himself I need to think of something that will make people on NSers like me

Bruh 90% of the gear talk threads are people asking what Vishnu’s to buy

 

[roddy116]

Rossignol: sell only soul7's

J-skis: hard rock base

on3p: we like noodles

blizzard: only racers enjoy

atomic: bent fucking chetler

Line: what about afterbang?

couldnt do it in three but vishnu: oddysea of the snow

 

[Jpurd]

Jiberish: cool in 2008

Salomon: screw park skiing

Empire Attire: that was quick

Slvsh: it was good

Tall T Productions: cursive isn't dead

First Drop: we are Virtika

Virtika: overcompensating for something

Saga: your punching bag

 

[freestyler540]

Faction: variable ski quality

Dynastar: dynastar still exists?

Fisher: racers favorite ski

 

[CatdickBojangles]

RMU- Rocky Mountain Underground

 

[dolanslebensraum]

thats 2 words you sausage

Stfu you bratwurst

 

[skierman_jack]

Icelantic: what’s a shower?

 

[tmwtrmash]

Surface: just buy clearance

 

[toe-bang-gang]

all k2 sports brands: pretty bad quality

 

[GrapeHunter]

Stfu you bratwurst

damn that was so funny im dying over here

 

[MiIfHunter]

Dogfart: Moe the Monster

 

[gorbdawggybrent]

Dogfart: Moe the Monster

guess who’s back, back again

 

[MiIfHunter]

guess who’s back, back again

IM HIIIIIIGH ON GLUUUUUUE

 

[gorbdawggybrent]

IM HIIIIIIGH ON GLUUUUUUE

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