Debate

[BlackieChan]

My roommates and I are in a pretty big debate -

standing vs sitting when wiping your ass after a dump

I sit and don't understand for the life of me how you stand and wipe

 

[PON3]

Sitting.

Better access.

 

[Aidan-G]

Sitting. I used to stand when I was like six. I stood up one time acting on some long lost reflex, realized I had no idea how to stand and wipe anymore, and sat back down

 

[marteeno]

there are people that stand up to wipe? wtf..

 

[I.B]

Punch the kid in your dorm that thinks standing is better

 

[jayo.]

You are all wrong.

Hand-standing is the superior method.

 

[Aidan-G]

We were talking about wiping, not the actual act of pooping in which case you would be correct

 

[jayo.]

Ah, my mistake.

But everybody knows that the best way to wipe is on the ground in the fetal position

 

[Dunnah]

 

[Aidan-G]

I dunno. I prefer to stand with one leg on top of the tank on the back of the toilet while touching the toes on my other foot

 

[BlackieChan]

Bahah this exactly.

But I'm out numbered of the 4 of us who are debating this I'm the only sit wiper... What in the fuck amirite?

 

[Aidan-G]

3 standing wipers in the same room? What are the odds? Fuck the debate. Leave your room right now and go buy a lotto ticket

 

[BlackieChan]

Lotto sounds like a good plan to me dude, if it fails I can wipe my ass with it. Sitting down like a normal person.

 

[IHeartWeasels]

I usually just work up enough splashback so that it isn't a problem.

 

[CluckaChuck]

hahahahahahaha, this.

 

[Puns]

alright now the real question is wiping towards back or da gentialias. I've actually met someone that does the latter and it freaks me right out

 

[Poop_nugget]

sitting

 

[BrewskiJr]

BAHAHA this is awesome. My parents raised us kids to stand while wiping. I brought this up to my brother when we both realized we were the 1% of the population who stood up. So now i sit down. Its much better.