DEATH TO WIFI ROUTER

DENIM_CHICKEN

DENIM_CHICKEN

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I have a shitty wifi router that I just replaced, and I need to absolutely destroy this piece of shit. The most upvoted response will happen, and I'll record it. +k for good responses.
 
I feel like my suggestion could get me in trouble, but all i will say is it involves duct tape, a certain cleaner for cleaning a certain device that you shit in, and a certain thinly cut alloy used for storing a certain mexican food.

Or just drag it behind your car on fire
 
First you need some charcoal. (About 4-10 pieces) you need to crush them up so that there is any big chunks.

Then you want to take some lighter fluid and keep adding a little bit at a time until its just a paste. Then you want to take a whole tune of toothpaste in it to give it an even more paste like consistency. Mix it all up and then lather it on the think like all over. Get as much inside of it as you can then light it on fire. It will burn for a really really long time or it should at least.
 
hahaha this should win. And actually do it for like a week or two and take a picture at the end of each day.
 
Do you have any guns? Have someone whip it around by the power cord and let it fly, then play backyard skeet shooting.
 
hmm...take a trip to NY and throw it off the Empire lol. Or next winter hold a contest in the park and say whoever can crush the router from off the booter first gets $30 or something
 
ill make mine with a few steps, for additional excitement

1)shoot it a couple times with a bb gun (if you have one, shooting a real gun would just be too fast)

2)give it a couple swings with an axe

3)run over it with your car

4)jump on it with ski boots for the hell of it

5)place it in a small recipient of gasoline and burn it

6)take the bits remaining, place them in a mold similar to the one here, and smelt them with a blow torch until you have yourself a dick made out of your old rooter as a souvenir.

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Tape it to a bunch of aerosol cans and heat them up on the grill and watch it explode and fly high. Or just microwave it
 
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