death hazard?

[D-rocket]

so today i got this candy and was enjoying it when it fell to th ebakc oif my throat an di choked and had to swollow it.I'd say this was one of thos euniversal sized candys in those stereo typical wrappers. Now my poo is having difficulty releasing itself. what will i do :| , am i gunna die?

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[hoodratz47]

no your just gonna blow your o-ring dont worry it makes butt sex much easier

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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??

Lateralis...

 

[lineskier10]

yeah dude you better get a turkey baster, fill it with draino, stick it up your ass, and shoot a turkey baster full or draino right up your ass to dissolve all that shit or your fucked

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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World

 

[lineskier10]

dont listen to hoodratz hes dumb

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[D-rocket]

i thinkim feleign th eeffects alreayd , my stomahc hurts alot and th epoo just isnt coming. o boy , what shti sturkey baster talk? what is that

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[lineskier10]

dude its like a big eye dropper, just find some way to get a corrozive liquid up your ass or you might be done for, hurry too

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[D-rocket]

i think its good i just had a really huge nasty poo.

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[lanks]

thanks for the graphic updates, danny.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 

[D-rocket]

no problem, it wa skinda weird , like , red pepper peels , lettuce chunks, and very watery, it was a sight to behold

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[Jaskittin]

What the fuck did that say? learn how to type

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

 

[SmoKinSkier]

HaHa i love how lineskier says not to listen to hoodratz becuase hes'DUMB' yet his advice is to shoot a load full of drano into his ass with a turkey baster!! OO the irony!!

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com

 

[destroy]

i love how none of you can sense any internet sarcasm

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]

 

[D-rocket]

its ok guys im oki , nothign hapend i just had a reall big poo , probably nto due to the candy . Ill be ok

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[PocketRocketRipper]

so, I take it the turkey baster full of drano worked?

check out Stept...

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*

 

[lineskier10]

actually i was kidding he should drink the draino, wow was i bein stupid (HINT HINT)

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[davidh]

wow, that was a really freat story.

tell me again?

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 

[ScratchCobra66]

i think hes mimicing hoodratz.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 

[D-rocket]

whos hoodratz and whats a freat story

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[D-rocket]

lol , thanks

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