Dear NS

ZMILLZ

ZMILLZ

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Dear NS, I will give my right nut to be able to watch a video without hearing Dudemont say Free....Skiing again. For some reason it makes me want to piss in a Dyson Airblade with my mouth open. I cant be the only one to feel this way

With Love,

ZMILLZ

P.S. Target can suck my urethra
 
I'd give all my genitalia if I never hear "I can fight! I CAN FIGHT!" in that stupid looking Marky Mark movie Lone Survivor again
 
Simon Dumont isn't a freeskier, he is a free faller

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so youre saying you wouldnt scrape your nutsack with sandpaper and dip it in lemon juice just to hear roz g fart through old rotary phone?
 
Dear Black Jesus,

Please forgive me for I have sinned. It seems that as my life gets busier and busier, I forget your most important teaching, there aint nothin thats more important than the mula. In the trying times of today I have put things like school and family in front of the mula, and have faced the consequences by posting retarded combinations of letters to a forum that discusses the process of sliding on solidified water using two planks. I know that cash should rule everything around me, but it is just so tough to remember all the time. You have reminded me that people know my swag, not my story, and that is something that I will never forget.

With passionate and blatantly sexual love,

your blackciple,

ZMILLZ
 
Dear ZMILLZ,

Nigga dis is NSG not SG, get yo mind right. Also I'm drunk so don't take anything I say to heart. Furthermore my nigga, jus wanna tank da fineeeee peeps of NS fo keepin mi on mi skizzles. Without dem IDK fo realz. Alzo, remeburr, if u aint gettin papah, Im gonna rape ya, no dat shyte. Fo realz doe u mi homie, fuk yeah 1 luv, 2 dildos, wut?

Keep in moist my homie,

Blacker Jezuz
 
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