Dear Jiberish,

FBGM

FBGM

Active member
I recently made a purchase from your online store. As you are likely aware, you have a "note to Jiberish" option during the checkout process. This was a very exciting feature, which encouraged me to request a poem from the folk processing the Jiberish shipments. This evening, just a few short minutes ago, I received my package. Eager to receive my seemingly eternally awaited purchase (admittedly I was slightly more excited about the poem than the box's contents), I opened the box before I went home. Much to my dismay, upon opening the package, there was no poem to be found. I have to say, Jiberish, I'm pretty disappointed that you let me down. That is all.

Observe:

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You accidentally posted this to newschoolers! No worries their e-mail is customerservice@jiberish.com
 
dear fbgm,

it's quite a shame you didn't get a poem from them,

maybe they read it and thought, fuck it, carpe diem

you're fucking welcome
 
I asked for a drawing of a dinosaur and didn't get it :(

They also oversold me a Hellhound hoodie, I'm still more upset about no dinosaur though
 
13256226:Timmy. said:
I asked for a drawing of a dinosaur and didn't get it :(

They also oversold me a Hellhound hoodie, I'm still more upset about no dinosaur though
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Yeah they oversold us something too but I'm not upset about that, just the poem
 
I think it's due to the fact that the young exquisite boys that they use for packing don't speak English, or any other language besides lashes and cattle prods.

At least pizza places hire creative talent.

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The example they give in the notes is "Draw a stick figure on my Box", I asked them too and they didn't do it. This was not during the Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale. it was about two months ago. They weren't busy, my order shipped the day after ordering.
 
13256980:zzzskizzz said:
Nope that went right over your head.
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Nah bro, that knifey spoony. Any spoon beats any knife unless the spoon is identified as a spoon by the knife wielding participant. In such event the spoon playing participant is disqualified
 
13262527:Julius_Steezer said:
OP is being a bitch

He bought a hoodie from Jiberish

Requested a rhyme

But they didn't have time

And his callout is going to shit
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Julia is a she.
 
I swear, I moved out west and everybody's ability to detect sarcasm vanished from planet Earth
 
13262830:FBGM said:
I swear, I moved out west and everybody's ability to detect sarcasm vanished from planet Earth
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Yes...we all figure life is serious in these serious mountains. So you were being sarcastic about the fact you are better than everybody else, your impeccable clothing choices, your ability to come up with a creative poem for a wonderfully innovative company and your overall narcissism?

Or your just an alien. Lemme know, I am riveted by this thread.
 
13263945:STwoops said:
Yes...we all figure life is serious in these serious mountains. So you were being sarcastic about the fact you are better than everybody else, your impeccable clothing choices, your ability to come up with a creative poem for a wonderfully innovative company and your overall narcissism?

Or your just an alien. Lemme know, I am riveted by this thread.
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wut
 
just dropped half the rent on new jiberish

now you've got buyers remorse of course

that money would've been better spent on a bag of Swedish fish

now I hate to be a skeptic

cause there's fire in her eyes

and it's fucking electric

but take note of what I say

it's been printed in the papers

the sad truth is

Jiberish is for gapers
 
13256321:omnidata said:
I think it's due to the fact that the young exquisite boys that they use for packing don't speak English, or any other language besides lashes and cattle prods.

At least pizza places hire creative talent.

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Wo much wasted talent.
 
13264038:FBGM said:
wut
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Were you actually excited? LIKE, what did you expect?....and not to be sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure the people who sew that stuff/the people that work for jiberish could write an AMAZING poem, they just didn't, cause they sold out, burnt out and just do not care anymore. That is all.

Sorry for my previous comment, went to deep into my sarcastic bank. I am certain you are a great skier and a great wearer of hoodies.

On a real note I think we can all agree with; I hope the true crown will come back someday a midst the smaller crappy skateboard sizing, gay leather flannel and 600 dollar jackets. But probably not.
 
13266540:STwoops said:
Were you actually excited? LIKE, what did you expect?....and not to be sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure the people who sew that stuff/the people that work for jiberish could write an AMAZING poem, they just didn't, cause they sold out, burnt out and just do not care anymore. That is all.

Sorry for my previous comment, went to deep into my sarcastic bank. I am certain you are a great skier and a great wearer of hoodies.

On a real note I think we can all agree with; I hope the true crown will come back someday a midst the smaller crappy skateboard sizing, gay leather flannel and 600 dollar jackets. But probably not.
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you sound like a stupid person
 
13262830:FBGM said:
I swear, I moved out west and everybody's ability to detect sarcasm vanished from planet Earth
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exactly this. I moved to Oregon and they don't know how to bust balls there. People get easily offended and just don't get it when using east coast sarcasm.
 
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