Dear hippies!

one ski, two ski, youre a filthy dirty hippie.

go eat some shit, don thave a fit, why dont you quit?

i think i may, i htink i might, cum all over your mom tonight.

go get the joke.
 
you are just so damn funny.

i wish i was cool enough to spend my time writing poems online like you to kids half your age.

faggot
 
Definitely on the hippie haters side.

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Go Pigletguy whatever your name is!
 
pretty much, global warming is a catch phrase, climate change is the real deal.

Because of the rockie mountains proximity to so many high pressure systems.. a number that grows by the year, there is more likely hood of more snow in the west.

Filthy hippies wouldnt be so mad if they lived in the west.

I just made all that up, but since i rule so much, im right anyways.

I skied knee deep all day yesterday, I dont see any global warming in my part of the globe. Still is cold, still snows a buckeload.

ps. just because y ou have dreads and smoke lots of herb doesnt make you a hippie, it just makes you a dirty sheepish loser. At least hippies have the nerve to standup for what they belive in, even though they are dumb. bah!
 
im white.

using that word makes you sound like the most ignorant fuking person ever. Go get on some crystal meth you loser... your mountain isnt open cause you suck at life.. you should quit.
 
Interesting comment for someone who lives in Calgary. There's what, maybe 1cm of snow on the ground at the start of January. We used to see massive snowbanks on the sides of the roads at this time of year.

Get back to us in a few years when the Bow river ceases to exist because Bow Glacier is gone.

 
If you knew anything about global warming, you'd know that it's a mixed bag for skiers and not all about ice melting. when all that ice melts in the polar ice caps, it will wind up in the Atlantic Ocean, where the currents depend on a particular structure of water temperature. No one knows what will happen, but a likely (and widely feared) scenario is that the gulf stream will shut down, cutting off the flow of warm water that keeps Europe from looking like Northern Canada (the latitude is the same, it's the Gulf Stream that makes Europe different than the land around the Hudson Bay).

The planet might not be "fighting back," but it's also not "just sitting there" either.
 
bro i havnt seen a snowbank in calgary in january in ten years, ten years ago no one was saying anything about global warming.

calgary is part of a rather dry desert climate... so its dry as it is. I was talking about the mountains, where there is record snow.

Used to is the operative word there.

well see them one day again.

glaciers melt if they didnt there would stillbe wooly mammoths and sabre tooth tigers son. The water table is the highest its been in over 100 years. YOu can look that one up, its a fact. Who gives a shit if the city gets snow? wanna jib? go to one of the 100 rinks in calgary and get snow. wanna get in an accident with the horrible drivers in calgary... pray the snow leaves the mountains and comes to the city. or go to cop where the park is amazing and about to be redone and be way better, bigger, and awesomer!

anything else you need you stank hippie?
 
Ten years, exactly. Not all of us are 16. And people have been talking about global warming for much longer than ten years, it's only recently that anyone has started to pay attention.

Before the last ten years, Calgary had big snowbanks, that's the entire point.

And sorry, but the COP park is slipping fast, the pipe was great for the first couple of weeks but all the meltage from the last two weeks has beat it down. They cant even keep any vert on it now and everyone at the event this weekend had to step down their amplitude bigtime and it was still a deckfest.

If they don't get some snow or cold weather soon the park is going to go to shit.

Just because the west got hit by some sick storms so far doesn't mean that we won't get fucked next year. Whistler rained to the top on the 27th, and a couple of years ago it got pretty much washed away in January.

And where exactly did you look up your "fact" about the water table, the toilet store? Maybe if you could remember more than the last 10 years you could go stand at the banks of the Bow River and see where the level used to be.

 
I dont remember there being snowbanks... in a long long long long time.

the last time I do, I was 17 and it was in march. late late march, and it just snowed 4 feet out of no where.

Know what else?

look it up, the water table is higher now than it has been in a long time. Seriously look it up. The level of the fucking filthy bow... oh wait, I get it, youre a hippie, you dont know whats really up.

and remember no one here said there isnt climate change happening.... no one.

Also I dont care about next year, nuclear war could wipe us all out, then who will be worried about global warming during nuclear winter? I care about right now, it will get cold, they will blow new snow at cop. and youre a dirty hippie... NEXT
 
Hmm, I never knew I was a hippie until you so graciously pointed it out, thanks man.

Guess I'm off to the hemp store to buy some patchouli oil.

Since you "don't care about next year", then I guess there's no point in talking about it so peace out homeslice.
 
Holy shit, they actually give degrees to 14 year old kids who can't even spell?

Or maybe you are just a 24 year old with severe learning disabilities?

Either way, hook me up with your college, I know a couple of retarded kids who's mother and father were brother and sister. Any school foolish enough to let you escape with a degree would probably hook them up with PHDs and doctorates.

Being anally raped by a gang of hippies might excuse your hate, but not your lack of intelligence. Or maybe one of them went in through the ear and messed up your brain a little?
 
thought you werent talking anymore...

haha, I like this, people will just argue with you, just because.

its awesome, know why?

because NO ONE on newschoolers has a sense of humor. except me.

Im hilarious, and when I make a thread... and people dont get it, and argue and talk non sense, I love it because they'll get mad frustrated, and then yet keep coming back. Like they need to get the last word. But they never do. too bad really.

Oh well, if you cant see the supreme irony and moronic humor in the topic... youre the one who can call your mother by her first name, sister.

wrap your head around that one.

its just the interweb dood, dont get so worked up.
 
dude u are the fucking stupidest peice of shit this planet has ever seen ur not funny ur a fucking tool and nobody likes you so shut the fuck up and never come on newschoolers again, but if u do make a new account and dont be a fucking faggot and stop make retarded threads
 
Awww, there there little fella, I was just having some fun.

Isn't conflict what you're looking for? If not, then why would you use the internet to paint such a massive target onto yourself? It's hard to resist a big old bulls-eye like the one you presented.

If instead, you are seeking "props" on a masterful post full of subtle irony and intelligent humor....... you're just going to have to try a little harder next time.

PS, learning to spell is not necessarily that important, but it might help your cause when you try to sound smart.
 
clearly My whole intent here was to show the world my vast intellect.

Way to go smart guy.

Props? from whom? Internet losers like me? BAh! I work from home and have nothing better to do when it is lunch time.

Your hippie ass was clearly so offended by my remarks, I am sorry for bruising your ego and your heart.

But obviously you still dont get it... which is ok, I understand that sometimes people just dont understand. Conflict woulda been awesome, but I didnt get any here. Just some cool-guys who clearly dont get to the hill, or live in the east coast, and are pissed and bitter cause they cant shred right now.

whoah, we got a meter over the weekend, Im going to go hit that. later bitches, enjoi the sarcasm.

 
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