"Dear Annie"

[lorida]

I saw this in the newspaper today, I just had to post it.

Please, tell me that someone will write up an article...maybe integrating chads gap, herpes, afterbang, and full tilts? then send this column to the know all "Annie"?

 

[SteezyOhio]

dear abbie is the original help column

 

[Big.L]

thats fuckin wierd

 

[MattWeiss]

what did "Annie" have to say in response?

 

[theblackrod]

this country never ceases to amaze me

 

[ECfreeski3]

yeah i really want to see annie's response

 

[ECfreeski3]

oh by the way thats totally fucked in my opinion. but what do i know?

 

[doobiebrotha]

Dear Annie,

Your mac and cheese is fucking brilliant and can fix my munchies at anytime of the day! Oh how i love you creamy, organic, white cheddar, shell mac and cheese!

haha, but seriously that's one fucked up dude

 

[lorida]

Dear San Pedro: Well, there is a huge "ick" factor. Aside from that, this girl is only 22. The loss of her mother brought you two together, but in a superficial, and likely temporary, way. We can understand what appeals to you — she looks like Mom, she is young and vibrant and makes you feel like a teenager, and you have a loss in common. She may love you, but it could be as the father figure who has been missing from her life. If you truly love her, please give her the time, opportunity and freedom to figure it out.

Sparknotes: bang her like a hammer, karma will figure out the rest

 

[karmagod]

*you're

 

[lorida]

I thunk I decided I'm going to write something about falling in love with a stepsister...will write this badboy up after work

 

[yojimbo]

fuck annie man, shes a fraud. it's all about abby.

 

[hoodratz47]

i say go for it,.....

 

[lorida]

I posted this, I will attempt to build off of his legacy on annies webpage.

"""

Hello all, You must understand, this girl reflects the beauty, grace, humour... Everything of her mother. Clearly, this is no coincidence. This is fate to have this woman available, so similar to whom I lost. To neglect her would be to torture us both. With my steady income, and her...stamina, there is no reason we could not be happy together, in marriage, for eternity. Age is but a number. San Pedro."""

 

[asapCferg]

well this is rather odd..

 

[SneakyTurtle]

Haha, I read that this morning. I read those every morning because sometimes there is one that will give you a good chuckle. Also, in my paper it is right next to the comics.