Danger Wanking

once wanked in an outhouse 50 feet from other people at my camp with sunscreen... bad idea not much lubrication. also fingered a girl outside a dance not very far from my friends. i also know akid who routinely wanks while talking with people, its okay cuz hes a sick kid
 
once wanked in an outhouse 50 feet from other people at my camp with sunscreen... bad idea not much lubrication. also fingered a girl outside a dance not very far from my friends. i also know akid who routinely wanks while talking with people, its okay cuz hes a sick kid
 
On behemoth in Canada's Wonderland

I assume I was the first person to ever do it. it was also in the front seat of the whole thing, twas intense.

/claim
 
Me and my first girlfriend fooled around in a playplace at a Baptist preschool, she also used to do stuff to me in every single movie we ever saw regardless of where we sat or who was around.

.......those were the good times
 
This channel marker. you can sort of see it, its that small black line slightly to the right of the right bridge support.

had to kayak about half a mile, tie up my kayak, and climb the sketchy coast guard ladder to reach the 9 square foot top.

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this thread is hilarious but seriously, wanking at school, especially in class crosses the fucking line. shits fucked. proud to say i've never wanked in school
 
dude that isn't even possible. the strap goes right over your crotch. you wouldn't even be able to get to you dick but nice try
 
i read some, so i have to post :P

with my girlfriend, my parents wouldn't go to bed/leave the immediate area, so we went outside and did it, but right under the window where they were watching tv. good thing they didn't stand up...

slash ^^^ on behemoth, WTF? lol
 
holy bump...

with my now ex girlfriend she has 2 movie theaters in her basement, yeah fuckin rich, we were in one her parents were in the other, and they are EXTREMELY catholic conservative haahaha
 
great thread idea man, for me its probably in a pool, in my neighbors house, they weren't home but they could of came back at anytime
 
I was in 7th grade my mom ran into the grocery store for 2 minutes so i decided to spank the monkey. Got it off in the grocery store parking lot with people parked right beside me.
 
such a true statement. danger and adrenaline makes sex/wanking x10 better
wanked in an airport bathroom, layover was 8 hours what else is there to do?and sex in a gondola was by far the best ive done
 
My best friend and i scored twins on two occasions, of course it was in one of the twins dorm and there bunk beds. Im happy to have shared that experience with him haha
 
update: adding on the lift, got head in the student parking lot at high school. We hit a speed bump when I was moving the car cuz a secuirty guard was coming and she choked...made me laugh so hard
 
My friends brother got head in 8th grade in the middle of te hallway inbetween classes. And was caught on camera.
 
not me but some girl gave my friend dome in the athletic trainer's room and they got it on camera. DO NOT GET CAUGHT!
 
feel like i've already posted in here. either way, got horny in grade 8 english class. went to the washroom. beat off in the stall. managed to unload in the toilet. went back to class. no one walked in or anything, but i felt good regardless.
 
My GF and I went to visit my parents, they were gone, popped in a porno in the basement, mid sex Mom and Dad came home, I turn off the TV but not the DVD player and run to my room as I was ass naked, GF pulled down her skirt and rearanged her top, Mom comes downstairs and notices the DVD player still playing. GF passes it off as ski movie without turning the TV on.

GF and I were watching a Porn together while I was house sitting for my aunt, A week after she gets back the porn rental store calls and informs me I returned gone with the wind instead of the porno. I realise the Porn is still in her DVD player. I quickly make arrangements to have dinner at her house and sneakily exchange the DVDs.

Have some more good ones just gotta remember them.

As for danger wanking, while Im driving on a regular basis (weekly), even in a company truck during work hours. The trick is to get the kleenex ready before you finish as cleanup is difficult while driving.
 
I've got some good stories for this.

-I've gotten head in one of the buildings of my school.

-Got a handjob on a packed coach bus completely packed, including 20 of my friends.

-Had sex in the bathroom of a restaurant where the door didn't lock.

-And my personal favorite, had sex on the floor of my hotel room while my sister was passed out drunk just around the corner. That was a funny morning.

Planning on joining the mile high club in a few months. Anyone have any experience with this or know anything about the legality of it?
 
Had sex in a high school parking lot, had sex in a college parking lot, had sex at a playground, got dome at a different playground, got done at a buddies house while a bunch of people were there, wanked in the bathroom in middle school, yeah.
 
So uh - all you guys who are danger wanking with lots of people around or getting hand jobs....where's the cum go?
 
To anyone who's been to Sutton. You know there is that big HUGE ASS house with Glass window. Well, I was there to take timelapse picture during the night, and we were in the backyard overlooking the mountain, I had the remote in one hand, and Her boobies in my other, while she was giving me head. That was an awesome night. BTW. That house isn't mine or hers. we just needed the backyard since it had the best view on the mountain. and Also they didn't know we were using their backyard!
 
epic thread. i'll contribute

1. back of the bus sophmore year of highschool i got with one of the only girls that had tits in my grade, she gave me my first blowjob on the back seat with prob 20 kids on the bus, busted in her face too

2. way back in like middleschool i got a NRB in class and decided I needed to jerk off. i asked to be excused from class and went to the bathroom only to find out the stalls were already taken. I pathetically walked back towards the classroom and saw my locker and decided to go into my locker (it was a tight fit) and beat one of. took about 4 minutes and then opened up the locker and walked away like a boss.

3. back in babe ruth baseball i played left field and gently massaged my penis under my glove, wasn't a hardcore jerkoff sesh but i busted a nut right in my baseball pants.

i would have forgot about all of these if it wasn't for this thread
 
i got head 5 feet away from a ski trail... looking back on it it must have been so obvious because i wear pretty bright colored clothing...
 
1. In the school bus? There is no doubt kids were all looking at you. Or this is a lie.

2. In a locker? Are you shitting me, these things are 6 inch wide, and 10inch deep. You can't fit in there.

3. How the fuck can you do this and still bust a nut? Baseball gloves are way too stiff and thick to even feel anything!
 
"It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff,

you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine

if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like

wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in."

"You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my

waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into

my bellybutton."
 
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