Danger Wanking

i thought this as soon as i read the post. then saw your post. so i'm posting this to tell you that.
 
this one kid did it in the back of the science class during the class, he used a bag to cover his dick like he legit had it out, it was wack
 
on multiple very very long car drives i had to drive solo i would get so amped to fap after thinking about some girls for so long that i just did it into a sock...had to drive so iw as not near other cars or higher trucks
 
Um, I honestly don't even know how many parking lots and public places I had teh seks in. Sometimes you get out of dinner/the movie/a bar/hospital/christening and you just want to go at it... And by sometimes I mean every time hahahaha. Just stop moving if people walk by. They're like T-rexes, if neither of you move they can't see you lol

As for getting your pole polished tho???
I've gotten a helping hand in a cab from a girl with two other people in the backseat with us
I've gotten a Clapton (slow hand) in the backseat with her parents driving back in the day
I've gotten a partial in a full elevator
Quincy market on the bench next to the statue of the guy with the cigar, not completed
I might be forgetting a few, but I think the rest are garden variety HJs...

And yes, wanking it WILL keep you awake, just don't finish or YOU WILL 100% DIE!!!!1!eleven!!1!
 
i got a hj on a person's front lawn while their lights were on and i'm pretty sure we were being watched but they didn't come out and say anything
 
HJ on a bus back from skiing, and a BJ in the zoo in a big bush. The zoo was definitely one of the more dangerous places.
 
got some more.

1. on family trips i used to do it in the shower alot and on toilets, and if it was a shitty caravan park i'd leave my mark so to speak

2. my mate reguraly has wanked in class, on the buss and in the same room as many people.

3. different mate constantly did at school and work, fucked a few chicks in random parks and the cunt left me a suprise on my birthday

4. after our school formal we all crashed in a mates garage and he and his gf spent the entire night going at it even though i was a whole foot away from them and they knew i was awake the whole night. awks in the morning
 
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climbing the rope in gym class
it feels so good
but people are watching
pretend im trying to climb higher
orrrrgaaaassmmmm
ok im coming back down!
 
Two friends of mine started having sex while we were in a 6 bedroom hostel with myself and 3 others. We all kinda pretended it didn't happen, then eventually we couldn't take it, burst out laughing and started applauding them.
 
sorry, you're how old? you still climb ropes in gym? we only had ropes and such in gym until grade 7.... YOU'RE TWELVE? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ORGASMS? Only assumptions for lawlz :)
 
In the woods personally.

Funny story...my friend and I got back to mine after a party and he slept on the floor quite near to me in my room. After around 2 hours of lying in bed I heard this rustling noise coming from his direction and was horrified when I realised that he was having a power wank in his sleeping bag. So awkward. I just pretended he wasn't doing anything and tried to get to sleep.

This thread is hilarious, I've lol'd so many times. Some of them are really hard to believe and others are plain gay.
 
Pretty much everywhere.

Park in the day time

in the ocean on spring break with people in the water everywhere

in the car

with people in the bed next to me sleeping

bathrooms everywhere

basement at work

locker room at school

thats probably not even a 10th of the random places.
 
lol sick thread.
mine was probably one time when i was on a ski trip with my friend, mom and sister. they all fell asleep around 11pm and i wanked in the bathroom that connected to both the rooms (it was a suite)
ive always wanted to fuck a girl on a trampoline, but not yet. :'(
 
Two kids in my grade had sex in a Macy's changing stall, at a very busy mall, on a Saturday night, while 4 of their friends waited outside while they "tried on clothes" hahahahah
 
ok.

First off, I'm 28. I stopped being a kid a while back.

Second of all, my dick has been out in more public places than your face has. ;)
 
i have told this story before but i was with my gf at a water park, and basically she gave me wood by sitting on my lap and grinding the shit out of me in the hot tub, eventually i had killer blue balls, like the type that would incapacitate you, but i didnt want to ruin my day.
fast forward to holding a mostly limp dick in a soaking wet stall, next stall over a little boy around 3 is with his dad just chatting and happily taking a shit, im desperately trying to think of marisa miller or something, no lube just wet hands, freezing cold, stank ass bathroom and everything is soaking wet, bare feet and cringing... TERRIBLE.
fuck. and i wasnt that young, maybe like 15. i guess i was younger actually.
 
LOOOOOOOL this thread. Okay. I'll play.

Driving 60mph on snow? :\Numerous times too. I drive a lot. It gets boring. AHAHA.

Sleeping on the couch in my friends (married friends) studio apartment. I couldn't think about anything else and I definitely couldn't sleep.
 
school roof..... bleacher, neighbors tramp, school bathroom while people where walking in. in the bushes of a random house, friend went to go grab something from his car..stolen laptop nuff said
i thought this was a game only i played
 
Well it was a big wedding party + bar crew all heading back to the hotel so everybody's hammered and gets in the elevator, I'm up against the wall and my date backed up to me, and her ass touched the 3/4 hardon I was rocking waistband-retainer style from our makeout a minute earlier. She didn't even look she just reached sort of behind her, starts rubbing it with her hand under my shirt, jams it down el pantalons and does a texas tuck sort of shakeweight tug dealio for the minute or two it took for someone to press the button and the elevator to get to the floor. Pretty much just enough to get me going and then leave me hanging... er... not. She gave me the best look ever getting out tho, like "lol in your face boner bitch hahahaha have fun with that" It wasn't like I whipped out a folding chair and we went to town theater style tho hahahaha
I guess somebody may have seen it, I really could give two shits I've got nothing to hide unless there's a cop nearby and there were several people making out in the elevator so that + alcohol = it doesn't matter imo.

 
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