Danger Wanking

This creepy, ugly girl at my old schol was caught flicking the bean once in class. She was suspended for a week and was sent to go get physiactriac help.
And when I say ugly, I mean, puke in my mouth remembering this.
 
I had a little party and about 4 of us were in my hot tub at the time when everyone else was inside. My girl and I went inside to mix some drinks but ran into some trouble. Thank god the blender broke because it turns out my friend was fucking his girlfriend in the hot tub while we were gone. 3rd time we've had one of those close calls with that guy. That water got changed and the filter was replaced the next day.
 
my girlfriend was giving me some crazy road head and i hit a stopped car... and the other driver new what was goin on! the worst.
 
My buddy stayed over one night and I woke up at like 10 to him getting out of bed and when hack in the came back in the I had my eyes peeked and he had toilet paper in his hand and he perked up to peek at me to see if I was up then he ....... fapped.
 
My buddy stayed over one night and I woke up at like 10 to him getting out of bed and when he* came back in the I had my eyes peeked and he had toilet paper in his hand and he perked up to peek at me to see if I was up then he ....... fapped.
 
ahahaha and you didn't say anything? If that was my mate I woulda told him to fuck off immediately.

But then you're a girl so that might change things... lol
 
Before its called on me I'll admit this is an alias.

So I was in a Nordstrom Rack with my family, and we were looking around and stuff and people were trying stuff on, and well, I was bored. So, I said I had to use the bathroom, went in, got in a stall, and started fapping. The door opens, a guy comes in and sits in the stall next to me. I can see some big nasty feet with sandels on them. Anyhow, I'm nervous now cause I hate it when people are in the stall next to me, even when I'm not fapping. I stop for a bit, hoping he'll be quick, but he stays. So I start back up, and just about the time I'm about to finish up, I look to my right (he was to the stall on my right) and I see on the reflective tiles that the bathroom walls are covered in this nasty bald dude looking over right at that moment too, through a crack in between the stall's walls and the bathroom wall, and of course, I see him pretty well, and I realize he can see me, then I see a strange look on his face, and he looks away. He pretty much books it out of there, but then once I get the nerve to re-emerge into the store, I see him right off, and he sees me too. Then for about the next 30-45 minutes, I follow my family around the store, hiding behind clothe racks and such because this guy who saw me wacking it through some damn reflective tiles just won't leave the store. Shit sucked, I had never been so happy to leave a store when we got out of there.
 
no danger there at all. thats the safest place i can think of, just grab an old sock and your good to go
 
There was a crazy ginger in my high school. I think he was in 9th grade when it happened but he tried beating off in the school library with like a book kinda hiding him. He got caught and suspended and everybody knew about it. His name was Joey.
 
this kid who is a complete dildo jacked off during english last year. like 10 kids saw it was just weird and after he asked o go to the bathroom.
and a funny story about this kid is that me and my friends mad a rap about him making fun of him. we call him Jesse G.shit was legit.
 
i got a good one.

under my coat, at the veryyy back of a greyhound bus. was too lazy to move the 2 feet over to the bathroom lol.
 
dude i know a kid that did that in the cafeteria haha kids are hilarious who can't even wait until they get home from school
 
Couple weeks ago, ate at Wendy's and my system went into override or some shit, I was stuck on a bus waiting to get to the terminal, swetting profusely, wanting nothing more than to shit or puke my guts out. I book it into the nasty bus terminal, and proceed to sit there in thorough discomfort for 20 minutes while my system explodes out my ass. Then i hear from the stall next to me- "pussy... pussy... fap fap fap"... as if my life couldn't have gotten any worse at that moment there's a homeless guy jerkin in right beside me.
 
This really stupid kid I know let his dog hump his leg till it came,my friend and his buddy were hanging out and my friend went to the bathroom and his friend jizzed in his sock when he was gone, he put it on when he came back and freaked haha
 
oh lord i swore id never tell anyone.

fooled around with the bf when our friend was sleeping on the couch 5 feet from us.

dangerous
 
oh you dont know what dangerous is until youve grabbed a body part that doesnt belong to your partner

(tremble)
 
what the fuck is up with your icon?
and not me but some other chick jacked off a guy... everyone was like sleeping on the floor... everyone knew what was going on. they thought they were sneaky. :/ it was decently awks
 
I've never really danger wanked... but I've had sex in a few... dangerous places... like the delaware river in the middle of the day, in the front seat of a car in the middle of a park, on the bunk above my roommate while he was sleeping, and in multiple dorm showers.
 
8th grade some chick was giving a handjob to her boyfriend during school lunch like these were your standard cafeteria tables to everything exposed. Needless to say the principle caught them red handed, and the news spread like wildfire. Chick ended up transferring school cause her dad or some shit was to embarrassed.
 
probably while driving on the highway from byron bay to melbourne (1700km) after a week in a constant state of intoxication and watching refresh on my head-unit.
 
almost whipped it out while driving today but then i thought better of it

what the fuck are you supposed to do when you finish?
 
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