Danger Wanking

I hope your just joking to take th piss out of this guy lol! My girlfriend thinks wanking is weird so I had one in her bed, but my superman attempt in her failed. :(
 
i called my mom and asked how far away she was, about 5 to 7 minutes. more like 4. i finished RIGHT when she opened the door. why am i such a champ?

alllsssooo me and my girlfirend did ish in my friends cabin anddd maybe got caught by my friends mom haha so awkward but totally worth it.
 
not sure if this counts but the first time i "fapped" perse, I thought i could write a book about how great the feeling was and become rich. I honestly thought i was the only one that knew about it. Wanking for dummies never made it passed the publishing stage.

 
my mom walked in on me about to fap when i was in 7th grade. had the porn out and i saw her open the door but i couldn't quit out of the full screen window for some reason so i slammed my laptop shut. she asked "are you watching porn?" and i replied "ummm no im watching a movie" and she said "well...have fun" and left the room
 
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I actually know a guy who banged his step sister. It's not like they're related by blood in any way, but it's just weird haha.
 
back in my glory days, i once received oral sex from my girlfriend in the backseat of her moms car

while her mom was driving

i hope she didn't see my face in the rear-view mirror
 
Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake and shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people, however large or small.
 
did you look that up on dictionary.com or something cause if that is how you describe on your own then you should write their new dictionary entries or some shit.
 
did you look that up on dictionary.com or something cause if that is how you describe on your own then you should write their new dictionary entries or some shit.
 
I was watching a movie with my girl friend about a month and she starts giving me head...my brother in law walks half way down the stairs, see's her head in my lap and walks back up stairs. He gives me shit like everyday for it too.
 
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