Danger Wanking

in a hotel room with two beds.....roomate on next bed.....me an a girl on the other bed

CLAIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAWL

he never woke up
 
girlfriend gave me head in the back of her parents SUV on the way home from a day of family skiing. Her rents were in the front, 2 cousins in the middle and us in back.
 
I haven't wanked anywhere especially exciting.

Sex wise I've done it:

-At the drive in

-Grocery store parking lot in the evening

-Public school parking lot around 6am

-Cemetery

-Between two houses on some random street

-On a couch with my girl's guy-friend in the room watching a movie(we hadn't seen each other in weeks and he was sleeping over).
 
his girl got some from him while a diffrent friend was on the couch? i hope to god thats what you meant.

mine was watching a movie messing around with this girl my brother was getting all our ski shit together for tomorrow and kept walking by while my hand was down her pants, didnt know a thing
 
time square
paris metro
plane
on live tv
while skiing
while between both parents... watching a movie
in class... every day
in a full gondola
in the back of a police car... cuffed
while driving my sister and her soccer team out for icecream
the list goes on and on..

and ive never been caught.
 
actually i already had you at 10, not really necessary that i correct myself in a second post, but i thought it was. it also draws more attention to the phrase jacked the beanstalk
 
lost my v-card in a cemetery on top of a supposedly haunted grave/tomb thing. The statue on top supposedly cries blood and walks around. It didn't.

Had sex with my ex in a fairly crowded movie theater during Madagascar 2. Just laid down on the floor in the top row. That movie sucked anyway. I now realize how fucking gross movie theater floors are, but hey, you only live once I guess.
 
I was backpacking in Europe and met this total hottie staying in my hostel room. We're talking athletic, cute, charming, the whole package. Right next to me at night, and I just couldn't hold in it so i fapped.

He never woke up
 
Well now I need to share my creepygaykidatschool story. Last year this hardcore flamer got head from the president of our FFA club in the greenhouse. FFA now does online school and his gf broke up w/ him. Flamer came back after suspension and bragged about getting head from a "straight" guy.
 
hmmmm with my ex on the walking path at the park near my house. also in my car at a national park near my house in broad daylight. with a fellow NSer...........................
 
Any situation where you are masturbating is indeed a dangerous one. Unpredictable things may and will occur. I.e, Mom walking in, sister and her friends walking in, etc.
 
For me it'd be a little Peter. For someone named Blake, it'd be a little Blake.

Truth is you should be worried about it falling off.
 
Beating around the bush isn't nearly as serious as jerking 'till it stops working. As long as you don't go that far, you're good.
 
in my grade nine social class. This kid was danger wanking during a documentary on soviet russia and the teacher saw him, turned on the lights and he kept on going till he was done, it scarred me for life. He got like a 5 day out school suspension or something and the whole school found out about it hahaha
 
fucked my ex in her hot tub when her sister and mom were in itfucked another ex in a hotel room with her gay brother on the other bedfucked my girl on a couch with her mom on the other couch ~2 feet away
 
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