Danger Wanking

We had been drinking heavily at a mate's 21st/housewarming (not too sure which), we chewed our way through a bottle of jager each and proceeded to crash at my place. In the morning (my birthday) he prematurely woke me up to notify me that he had munted in the bin right next to my bed, now i was awake i went to take a piss to find the bathroom floor to be already covered in it. i went back to the room, at which point he added that he had also jacked off in the shower. and sadly they were the only presents i recieved apart from a shoutout from a band we saw that night.
 
i remember back in hs i fingered a girl in my friends full pool. We just acted like we were playing the "what ____ am i thinking of" dunk game.. pretty classic
 
i just got a bj in a field and we almost got caught by someone walking their dog so we stealth dove behind some bushes. good thing it was dark out. /brool story
 
When I find out who my roomates at camp are, I'm going to immediately check if they posted in this thread.
 
Did you know that if you start masturbating too early your penis stops growing? I'm sorry in advance for your 4 inch :(
 
on a plane in the bathroom while flying to nova scotia. i got it on the door (oops) and the next person to use the bathroom was this old lady. she came out of the bathroom complaining about a "foul Smell" in the bathroom. the most fucked up part is that this actually happened.
 
also i was in the bathroom and my sister walked in, i had porn up and everything, it was awkward. also in a hotel in a bed right next to my mom and dads bed when they were awake and im pretty sure the bed was making noise.
 
people are just horny all the time it seems like.

when i was younger i did it in the back back seat of our suburban on long family drives.

i have a friend who used to do it driving to soccer tournaments and she would literally be in the same row as our teammates, she didn't give a fuck
 
So my computer is in the back left corner of my room, and my door is in the front right corner. just down the hall, if you turn left out my door is a family computer desk thing. I have twice danger wanked with that door open and my mom at that computer. Also, got a random ass woody halfway up the grand canyon, and finished just as a bunch of mule tour people turned the corner.
 
there was probably a gloryhole in the bathroom somewhere if it was a rest stop in iowa so you could've gotten some real action...from a 60 year old trucker
 
Damn.. I was probably 16 or something? It was high school, and I was in chemistry class and my ex started sending me n00dz and raunchy txts all at random... We were doing an experiment using vegetable oil or something, so I took a little plastic container thing from the equipment closet, put some of that shit in there, and went to the bathroom... for about 20 minutes... lol.
 
a bunch of friends and family were sitting watching a movie and i had my girlfiend on my lap with my dad like 3 feet away. you know my hand was down her pants for 20 minutes. then 2 hours later we got caught secksing upstairs but i still finished like a boss, sshit you not.

also i heard the car pull into the garage today right as i started, knew i had MAYBE 5 minutes while my mom checked email in the car before she came in. i came before she did, #winning.
 
only sotra badass ones i have are the classic "fucked her in the basement while a family party is in progress upstairs" and sex in a school bathroom
 
Yes! Wait don't tell anybody that story sometimes I forget youre on NS hahaha. I'm leaving on Saturday when are you coming?
 
lolz. ima tell all my frienz back at chs... aka you.
i come on... Sunday... typical. we should hang in pmac sometime after that though... pretty sure ur like 30 secks from meh... toss some javelins @ avenal park one night or somethin.
 
i pig roasted a girl on the side of someones house during a car rally. we had to stop because her knees were bleeding haha
 
I'm not much for the danger wank, I prefer the dangerous hook-ups personally.

Most dangerous one was in a hotel room while her dad was in the other bed five feet away.

My brother however is a sick fuck, and I've heard a story from him about a lonely chair ride...
 
that is so awsome...never really thought about that. If its early or late in teh day when you got a few chairs ahead or behind you fuck it why not probably feels amazing getting off the lift and shredding a run after you wank it out
 
here's a competitor for number 1, in a 3 row car, my dad and a ski coach in the front, in the middle my sister and her friend, and in the last row, me, jerkin it, held a pillow up with my knees and did my buisness, took a solid 45 minutes to get up to "peak point" because i had to go super slow. /claim
 
alright so I'm a little tentative about telling this one but screw it... A couple of years ago, I had this incredibly hot teacher named mrs. hartman. She had a pretty damn hot body too for a 30 year old. I ended up getting a detention for talking all class or some shit like that so she made me come after school to serve my detention in her room. I'm pretty proud of myself since she's hot as fuck but I was also pretty pissed. I go to her room at 4 o clock which is an hour after school was let out.. And I was alone with her. She ended up going to a teacher meeting in the classroom next to me. I was in the mood to wank it, alone, bored, and had nothing to do. She left the door open and said she would come back to check on me. So she leaves and I wait 15 minutes until I just can't take it anymore. I walk over to the teachers desk, drop my pants and whip it out. Like halfway through I hear the door open down the hall and I was about to shit my pants. I legitimately thought I was going to die. I pull up my pants and sprint back to where i was sitting right as she walks in. She doesn't really notice but she goes to get something off her desk right where I was, talks to me for like a minute and leaves. I go back to my business and I was wondering what would happen when I bust. There was no tissues so since I was pissed at her... her extra pair of socks and shoes were sitting next to her chair. I was pretty pissed at her for giving me a detention so I decided to bust in her sock. So I grab the sock and yeah... then sit in my seat like nothing happened. She comes back and I leave. Next day, she was saying how someone spilled something sticky on her socks. Funniest moment in my life.

Sparknotes: Hot teacher gives me detention

Leaves room

Jerk it

Bust a load into her sock

win
 
got an HJ in my exs living room when her mom was just around the corner in kitchen. I came on the floor. Also on a couch next to her brothers who were playing FIFA at the time while I was fingering her clowncar (had a blanket on us).
 
one time i was on a grey hound bus to go skiing, and it was the middle if the night and i was the only one on the bus so i just went to the back of the bus. i didnt even have to be discrete.

another time i was went with my ex's family on vacation, and the whole family was sitting in the living room watching a football game or something. i was on a short couch with my girl with a big blanket thrown over both of us and she started undoing my pants and givin me the ol' jerky turkey. then i returned the favor, and i literally made eye contact with both of her parents while my hand was inside their daughters vag. the best part about it was that i learned that she can take off her panties without taking off her pants. mind = blown.
 
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