Damn tourists

the ski patrol should have a guy in the park to keep people that dont know what theyre doing from doing stupid things in the park. ie. wrecking lips, standing on tables of any kind, dropping in on you in the pipe, dropping in on you on jumps, gaper turning down landings of jumps, oh ya, and to teach them that starter jackets and jeans arent good ski clothes.

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i am not one to try to ruin someone elses day on the mountain but when i was in durango over spring break this idiot texan skied right across the landing of the biggest jump in the park when i was like 5 feet from the lip.....i had to try to stop, but flew way far and barely missed his stupid ass, and the whole time this waste of space was completely oblivious to the fact that my fucking ski had almost penetrated his skull. i laid into the motherfucker right in front of my dad and my girlfriend and told him that he was a fucking idiot and should get off the mountain before he got himself hurt. i was more in shock from almost killing this idiot than anything, but it ruined the rest of my day and hopefully his too.

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
there will always be stupid people in the park. it's inevitable.

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'I don't eat some nights and my dad buys a TT.'

-Dar
 
yeah i know some pretty stupid locals who are fucking gay hics who think that they are the shit and try to show off to their friends but then hurt themselves.... and me....

'Good luck with your gay soap opera sex triangle.' -mmmm4twintips

I always loose
 
i have seen so many little basterds at winterpark in hunting jackets on rental snowboards it is just wrong they always stand at the bottom of the jumps there jumps suck enough it is terribl when you cant hit a jump cuz there is a herd of shits on the landing i also saw a bunch of hicks walking down a basin once chilled me to the bone AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
ya, i really hate the boarders that go oto slow and dont make it up the table top, then slide back down, have to unclip then get walk off the jump

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BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
 
All i really hit is winterpark, and spring break sucks ass with the damn tourists. They stop right on top of the tables. I got fed up with one, hunted his ass down in the lift line and bitched him out for cutting me off on my way to the ramp. Somebody should really watch for those assholes and keep them out of our place.

 
Dude you ski BC lines in AR5s lol

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
 
i don't believe that. the people who get bitched at don't know what they're doing. people who bitch do.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
i think that there should be a special park pass for people to ski in the park so people dont get cut off, almost hit someone on a landing or really hit someone

'thats nucking futs'

 
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