Dads Birthday help +K

[Whifazoo]

hey everyone my dads birthday is coming up here and I was thinking about making him a wood sign. we have this really cool carving machine at my school so i can print something off the internet and scan it in and it will carve it in a semi 3D way. so I was wondering if you guys could help me think of a desing for the sign, my dads name is Mike and I would like to have it skiing related. oh and anotherthing its for outside or inside my new condo at panorama. It has to be a rectangle, and pre much as long as you want. I would love some help and whoever does get 10/10 karma!

 

[Logey.]

how bout a skier going off a cliff and the cliff rocks are in the shape of M I K E and the bottom of the skis say happy birthday

 

[inactive]

why not just get him a hooker, dad would love it

 

[eljusto.]

keep it simple like this maybe?

 

[Whifazoo]

thats sick, leader so far !

thanks bro

 

[BC.]

How about:
Dad, Thanks for fucking mom. I love you.

 

[SteezyOhio]

send him a cheap asian prostitute.

 

[Spinoza]

if its gonna be on display do you really want it to say 'mike' or 'happy birthday'?

it would be cool if you made it more of a decoration that makes sense all the time, such as:

the [insert last name here] lodge

ex. 'the smith lodge' or 'smith ski lodge'

 

[switchieski]

get him a kickass wach or this:

 

[Baskin.]

t-wall jibbin with a tall t that says happy b day and spells mike in the clouds above

 

[.newman.]

Write mike on the bottom and have a skier walkin across the top of his name

 

[cultrara]

hows this?