Da ali G show

Ali G: Is we running out of natural gases?

Ralph Nader: No.

But aren't there animals producing gases that we can use?

Raplph Nader: Well, I'm not so sure we've been successful in putting a box around a Cow's asshole just yet.

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Classic NS right here:
Shadow7: i know i sound like a total newb whos JON?
SeanPistol: jon olsson. the sweedish guy that wears wierd suits and skis for head.
Shadow7: oh yea him lol thanks for DE-newbeing me
seanPis
 
'well it's not everyday you get to meet a girl you've had ova free hundred mastabations ova!'

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,
payce

 
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'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
Ali G: what was da day dat Jesus was born on

Priest: that would December twenty fifth

Ali G: so is dat like a coincidence dat dat is on christmas

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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
 
Ali G: Are you angry that Michael Jackson said he invented the moonwalk?

Buzz Aldren (First man to walk on the moon): No

 
Its like doing it wity my sister.

Actually you can put up every line from the show and it would be hella funny.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
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