Creative ways to cheat on quizzes

BChaps1209

BChaps1209

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cmon don't give me that shit i work extremely hard and study in ap calc/physics but we all have those high school classes that are just pointless. theres no need for me to know these french words i will never use I'm only taking the class for the 4 language credits then i'm out. I used the phone between the legs once but i need something more creative- what works for you guys?

 
if you have those scantron tests, just pee a little bit on it, and it wont mark any of the answers wrong.
 
Cheat by memorizing all the material at your house. You'll get all the answers right and your teacher will never realize you're cheating because you're just using your mind.
 
Used to be super easy when technology was newer and we could put notes on our super old ipods and our teachers had no idea
 
Mother. Fucking. Morse. Code.

Teach the Asian in your class it, oh wait, he probably already knows it. Then pay him off to tap.
 
One of my old teachers told me about how one time a kid taped answers onto the underside of the bill of his hat. No idea if it would work but food for thought
 
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in the days prior to cell phones, ipods, etc we only had ti-83 calculators and the teachers would come around and clear the memory. i wrote a little program that displayed "memory cleared" as if it had been reset so they'd just move on thinking it was clear when in all actuality i had my notes/cheat sheets still programmed inside.

idk though now a days. so much technology and the teachers are hip to it all.
 
one time i saw a kid who replaced the label on a bottle with his own that looked exactly like it but instead of recycling information it was all the answers
 
Why do people think saying "op is a fag" is so funny? Also a nice ban coming your way when I'm at my computer next
 
Skip the test and have a friend write down all the questions for you. If it's just a short quiz and you let them know ahead of time, they should be able to remember it.

This works really well if you have a friend taking the same class during another period, if the period they have it is before yours. You won't even have to miss school, just have them right down the questions and give them to you before you have the class. My friend and I had the same English and math classes last year, but different periods. So I wrote down all the English stuff for him early in the day, and he wrote down math for me. Then, later in the day we'd go and take the respective quizzes when that period rolled around and ace them after looking all the answers up on google. It was a pretty good system.
 
Alternatively, write all the answers on a piece of paper and roll it up and shove it in your butt. Then shit it out during the test, and voila!
 
i write the answers on my foreskin then tell the teacher i'm circumcised so theres no way she thinks ill be cheating. kinda weird but it works.
 
The one time I cheated on a Spanish test, I wrote down a bunch of shit that was going to be on it on my leg, above my knee. Then you wear shorts to school that day and just lift the shorts a little. If they teacher asks you to show you your leg, you just claim rape. it's a win win OP. I also know some other guys that did it when I told them about it and they never got caught. They would do it all the time too haha.
 
have hannah montana come to your school and reenact the 23 video. your teacher will be distracted then you can cheat off of each other
 
The backside or your calculator protector if its black. If I remember correctly, the HB1 was the best. It was faint enough to absorb light, but hard to see. I just wrote all my formulas and example of mathematical processes that I did not understand, nor had the time to memorize it.
 
if you sit at the same desk every day just write stuff on the desk lightly in pencil. you can make it pretty small and you can just wipe it off with your fingers after the quiz.
 
Wear moccasins or another type of loose fitting shoe....write answers on a prieve of paper and tape it on the footbed. It has to be shorter stuff like just a few equations or something similar like that.
 
buy a 20 oz bottle of pop (helps if the bottle is clear, usually dr pepper works), cut off the plastic wraper that goes around the middle of the bottle, write your notes on the inside of the wraper, and then tape the wraper back onto the bottle. When you need answers, just look through the bottle and read the wrapper. This was always a stealthy tactic when I was in school.
 
Modify/create a calculator with an option to show txt files when you press a certain sequence, as soon as a teacher comes up close just hit the panic button and it reverts to regular calculator, could also add in communication I'm sure. Considered doing this in school but figured I didn't need anything badly enough.
 
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