Creamy Shits

[GrapeHunter]

Had a creamy shit this morning after golfing. Idk what it is about getting up earlier than 6am that gives me bubble guts. Man do I hate having a peanut butter poo when im not at home with a bidet to really clean that joint out. I reckon something in my diet is giving me these sticky turds. Could it be the tap water?

 

[SlushSeason]

Not sleeping enough fucks up my digestion worse than anything else

 

[Farmville420]

I don't eat red meat anymore and last night I had a bison burger for the first time in a minute and I just experienced about 20 minutes of non stop turbulent diarrhea in the DIA bathroom after having already massacred my own bathroom at 7 am this morning

 

[GrapeHunter]

I don't eat red meat anymore and last night I had a bison burger for the first time in a minute and I just experienced about 20 minutes of non stop turbulent diarrhea in the DIA bathroom after having already massacred my own bathroom at 7 am this morning

**This post was edited on Aug 11th 2023 at 2:08:12pm

 

[ASSholebomber22]

Usually I get them sticky shits when I mainline an entire bag of tapatio Doritos. Happens every road trip.