Crazy night in the dorm

skiman540

skiman540

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So we're all comin back from drinkin at the frats up the hill from campus and we're chillin in the lounge of our hall. All of a sudden 2 cops walk in, walk down our hall and go into this kid's room. They're in there for about 30 min and then escort the 2 kids out. The kid did have weed in his room, but the cops tried to tell him that 7 people called the cops on him. First of all, 1 person calling the cops on weed is pretty unheard of, but 7? The cop was just givin him a line of crap. So they get escorted out, past all the drunk kids again, and they take them away.

We then proceed to put a foldable highway sign in an asian girl's room and pretend we were on the 'committee for ozone layer depletion prevention' and tell her her room is a hazardous area. Then some girl got breathilized which basically means she cant ever pledge a sorority. Great time all around

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i watched to the southpark marathon last night.....is my story exciting too?

15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.

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i watched requiem for the 4th time, but this time high. sad sad it was

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Well ;ast night i played the number 3 team in the nation, we got ran.... but oh well they fuckin beat de la salle, a team that hasnt lost in 150 fucking games. And i cracked J.R. Hasty so its aight. But yea then i got some from my GF, so the night ended good. I believe i beat you all..... Oh and i got a 643 dollar ticket for 'neglegent driving'.......and all i did was spin out at the light. I was driving my freinds car, its a stick with a jumpy clutch, in the rain up hill..... fuck him im getting it dropped, the tires spun for less than a second....

hhahah theres alot of random shit in there^^^...... o well

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It really, really did. Never say that again. In fact, don't say anything at all for little bit. Give us time to recover.-J.D._May

Is a French red alert like one step closer to surrendering?-rugbydave

i did think it was odd when my grandpa was wearing a hat with a pink feather sticking out of it, and calling my friends bitches

I just throw my sisters dildos on the ground and pretend lik i am grinding them. She walked in once when i was in the middle of a 270 out, it was awkward.-NoTeefa

I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May

oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread

god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies

 
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