Crazy Album Promotion

hah that guys crazy.

the 10 grand one he will just give you his fucking car at the end of the day haha.
 
he probably figures with the amount of money he would make from people actually buying that, and the others below, he'll have enough to get a new car and other shit.
 
"Take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly we can't legally get into here)"

HAHAHAH Ohhh my god I now know what I want for my birthday
 
$75,000 (limited edition of 1)

-Signed CD/DVD and digital download

-T-shirt

-Go on tour with Josh for a few days.

-Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your

life story.

-Take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.)

-Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR

play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while.

-Josh will join your band for a month...play shows, record, party with

groupies, etc....

-If you don't have a band he'll be your personal assistant for a month

(4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm)

-Take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what

that means exactly we can't legally get into here)

-If you don't live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he'll

come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks.

-Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to

Robin's place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna.

ummmmm........ hahahahaha

 
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