Craziest/ weirdest thing youve ever done at your ski hill( not trick related)

Lets see....sexual adventures, broke a GT snowracer in the park, rode a tray, mat, GT, down from the top, raced a snowmobile, jumped a snowmobile, rolled a quad, broke up people having sex, did donuts in various vehicles, drifted the road in my car, watched a police chase, got shot at, shot targets, jumped a truck 6 feet,
 
haha scope out for a hot gorb chick on the ski out, (it's even funnier if she has a gorb boyfriend with her)

we ripp by single file in our crew of like 8 and all just give her a nice hard ass slap/grab

usawolly she figures out to cover up by about the 4th person. then the gorb boyfirend starts freaking out but cant do shit cause he falls down in his frustration, it's pretty much the most epic thing ever...
 
aah silly me. forgive me for my 2nd grade reading skills, 9th craziest thing ive ever done was try to build a little kicker on the side of a run at Sugar in NC. The ski patrol guy told him to stop, but i spoke to him in spanish pretending not to understand him (claim)
 
my friend pooed in a coffe cup, and we would fill up the cup with mayonnaise, mustard and ketchup. And then we were throwing those on the slopes. 'shit was nasty as fuck.
 
found 2 friends doing it in a lift booth

ran away during work oneday, didnt come back till my shift was over, didnt get fired

walked around in a tshirt and shorts in 0degree weater

threw skittles at ppl and told them to taste the damn rainbow!
 
shit my pants on the lift. after a 1 week taco bell binge. it wasnt pretty. well it was in my opinion but in everybodys elses, not so much. :)
 
not me, but my boyfriend. (And it'd help to know Powderhorn for this one)

Skied straight across the bridge connecting the base area to the lodge. Stomped across the outdoor seating area, inside (his friend held the door), through the cafeteria... remember skis are still on) down to sets of stairs. Stomped through the lobby then out the door. Not one person said anything until he was outside headed towards the parking lot.
 
slammed into a mini van on a gt behind a quad going like 60 and actually put my elbow through the side of the van. shit was gnarly
 
hmmm, this is a thinker.

Me and about 10 other people (both guys and girls) skied down the a run at ABay with our pants down by our boots and asses hangin out. I was disappointed that I was the only one that did it switch.

Hotboxed a lift booth on a busy day?

Bought weed off a lifty on a busy day?
 
it wasnt a sigh ugh it was more like a oh well this happened to me, and i am 17 and so was she, she said she wouldnt an longer lesson and so i was like i can show you some back trails and i fucked her on the backside of the hill
 
sorry to double post, but:

not at my hill, at Whistler, I didn't want to ski down into the giant cat walk on the backside of the glacier because I didn't want to walk, so I tried to stay up on the face of the glacier for as long as I could. I ended up getting stuck in the woods where it was extremely steep, and had to climb out digging out handholds and footholds, literally like climbing a cliff face. When I finally got out 2 hours later, I skied down and looked up at where I was...It was a permanently closed area, virtually a cliff face. I had contemplated skiing down to make life easier for myself...I would have died.

Claming that shit
 
drank waaay too much wine and woke up to figure out i shat allover my friend's condo floor with no recollection of ever doing so haha
 
built a small jump on the trail. while i was riding the lift i looked down and saw a ski patrol guy who was looking backwards go straight off the jump accidentally. he caught a lot of air, almost flipping over (also totally destroying the jump). he was freakin out.
 
got drunk and tp'ed the local highschool (not naming any names)

yeah my friends and i are pretty badass like that.

but actually i just cant think of anything better at the moment
 
A VERY long time ago

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i was on a ski trip with my school and we had meal cards, and for dessert there was chocolate pudding but nodoby wanted theirs so i packed all my pockets with pudding cups. roughly 7 maybe, and then on the lift i was whipping them at people.im surprised i didnt get caught by the ski patrol...
 
slalom between gapers in a ski lesson. They were standing still in a line down the slope, and I just couldn't resist. Finished by spraying the instructor. He congratulated me on my skiing as if I were some gaper who just made his first pizza turn, then went back to teaching his lesson.
 
i have two good ones...
my friend had way too much to drink and fell off the lift, landing on some random dude, its was like a 25 foot drop.
And my crew of about 5-6 people alway aki together in a huge speed line, mega drafting.So we are crusing around on "Lab Day" which is like the mountains lil festival, so its packed!Just as we get the line formed and are whipping, when the leader makes a hard cut to the right, to dodge a lady, but the rest of use have no time to react, and slam into her. But since it was "Lab Day" we choose no to wear pants, just boxers, so it looked like a gangbang.... her BF was pissed
It was similar to the crash from the begining of Disturbia (the one that kills the father)
 
hahaha I was ripping down a groomer once and a grouse came bolting outta the bushes, collided with my skis. It got fucked up...there were feathers EVERYWHERE. poor bird
 
tobogganing down the hill at night.

not weird at all, i know, but i usually just ski when i'm at the skihill.
 
built a jump with a couple friends next to our "big air" jump. we went farther off that jump than the big air one. anyway, this guy with a rental snow board comes up to us and tells us hes going to hit it (think of the guy saying hes gonna do a backflip in traveling circus. so he does hit it next run, and he goes 30 ft to his ass. it was pretty funny
 
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