Coyote Catches Roadrunner

poor little roadtunner never bothered anyone

just ruuns around all day tryin to have some fun

roooad runner, the kyoetes after you

roooaaaddd runner, if he catches you your through

that will be in my head all day
 
He should get eaten, survive it (because he survives everything from TNT to anvils being dropped on his head)

and then eat the road runner from the inside out. He would never have to chase him again, and if he played his cards right, he could eat him for years. Its just a matter of eating the right organs and body parts that aren't vital. I mean really, the road runner only uses his legs and killer smile to survive.
 
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