COULD IT BE AN NSER??!!!

[doobiebrotha]

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Lindsey-Vonn-is-going-to-homecoming-with-a-15-ye?urn=oly-wp886

you tell me, if it is this could be epic haha!

 

[SeanTom]

yes.
isn't yater wallace 15? or am i making shit up?

 

[JacheOReally]

He could be, but, his name is not parker\

 

[Download-My-Apps]

marsland?

 

[collinder]

Looking for a 15 year old dude named Parker that was at Vail Ski and Snowboard Academy. He definitely could be a NSer

 

[SeanTom]

ollollol, didn't read it.

 

[BikeMlatt69]

its marsland

 

[Troy.]

No fucking way. What a champ.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

inb4 parker

 

[doobiebrotha]

i'm straight up praying to god he gets his way with vonn!!!

and then claims thsi shiattt!

....i'm drunker then you!!

 

[Chunter]

worth the threads.

 

[Eric.S]

Thats super dope I give that kid man props.

 

[dubtwo]

please tell me its an NSer, i want to hear what goes down

 

[DiLDoBeaDs]

inb4 parker

 

[DUKES]

The question is: Will he pee in her butt?

 

[[evan]]

That, is the American Dream.

 

[NJurkiewicz]

it very much is so haha

 

[Anathema]

legen...... wait for it

 

[Mr.Turtle]

DAIRY?

 

[gregorio]

I hope you're not lactose intolerant because this next part is DAIRY

 

[FerrisBueller]

inb4 parker

 

[FerrisBueller]

he has a gf

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

what a hero

 

[monkatizer]

. haha

 

[abathinggrape]

If im not mistaken then its probably this kid
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001276076828&sk=info

 

[steezy.stew]

that kid is blessed

 

[james6345789]

probably, it even says he recently liked lindsey vonn hahaha

 

[gus555]

you seriously think he wouldn't have made a thread already if this was a NS?

 

[PJS.]

i said this in all the other threads but it bares repeating; the balls on this kid. If hes not being scouted by Seal Team Six then i'm dissapointed.

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

i dont blame her, hes pretty cute

 

[tripnip]

if he lost his virginity to Lindsey Vaughn he will be the happiest guy around

 

[Orrin]

This guy is a fucking hero. If he gets anything out of her during or after then he will surpass legendary..

 

[.JPolster]

Props to this kid. Thats sweet

 

[J.M]

Kids the man! so lucky. If it is a NSer, im surprised he didnt make a thread about it already........

congrats to both of them.

 

[Creator]

he has to be the luckiest guy around, if she doesn't do anything with him, i would personally rape her, the 15 years in jail would be worth it...

 

[parkdizzle]

OMG it was the sickesttt thing everr! I wasnt that nervous so I think she kind of exaggerated it a little but I cant wait! My friends are sooo jelly! I cant believe she said yes! SOOO sick. Ill post pics!

 

[parkdizzle]

OMG it was the sickesttt thing everr! I wasnt that nervous so I think she kind of exaggerated it a little but I cant wait! My friends are sooo jelly! I cant believe she said yes! SOOO sick. Ill post pics!

 

[[evan]]

Technically wouldn't she be charged with rape?

It's fucked up, but isn't that how it works?

 

[Creator]

just thought about that

yea, it would be statutory rape, haha he should rape her then

 

[Hosoi]

hahaha you are so lucky dude and this pics better be of her tits.

 

[DayMan]

Lindsey Vaughn?

 

[Spinoza]

thats very cool

 

[Ziolent]

No, Lindsey Vaughn.

 

[james6345789]

1. You're fucking stupid

2. The dance was last night

3. You're fucking stupid

 

[*monsterskier*]

that's cute. and cool of her to be excited about it

props to Parker

 

[whoa-dere]

i'm going to ask maude raymond to a dance

 

[DayMan]

heres the lucky little fucker

 

[Milksteak]

lol he looks sooooo nervous.

 

[ForeverYung]

Mad props to this kid, but the looks so nervous haha

 

[Creator]

he looks like he has a boner, just jizzed, nervous, and like he is about to have a heart attack

 

[PJS.]

don't say you wouldn't be

hes probably got a rager though