Coolest teacher in your school

brokensteeze

brokensteeze

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hey guys,

Lets hear what your favorite teachers do to make them your favorite teachers, i have some crazzy teachers at my school but their the best for numerous reasons

ill post why later but lets see why you have a favorite teacher
 
I am so fucking pissed off at one of my teachers right now i cant think of a good teacher.
 
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This is my favorite teacher because he's a genius
 
My favourite teacher is my friend's dad because he's fucking badass, drinks PBR and reads shakespeare while drunk.
 
My coolest teacher doesn't work for a salary because he made millions off the art dealing business. He went to our high school and is now coming back and teaching for the hell of it and because he loves it...while still making millions on the side. bo$$
 
My freshmen year history class i had this teacher that would get so off topic in discussion, one day we ended up talking about him smuggling in cigars from cuba by putting them in his wife's tampons haha he is crazy best teacher ever!
 
^^ haha goodstuff, my freshman year history teacher punched me or slapped me in the face everyday, he still hits kids which is real funny, hes like an encyclopedia, and he smokes ciggs like theres no tomorrow, hes the man!
 
my physics teacher senior year was the man and all the girls loved him, he mustve nailed 4 chicks just from my class. what a boss
 
my favorite teacher brought his old musket to school, loaded it with just black powder, and shot it a couple times for the class without telling anyone he was going to, he almost got in trouble for it but basically he found a way around it because it wasnt loaded and gun rules were different for teachers than they were for students. then he tried to take a class field trip to the shooting range, the school wouldnt let him, so he did it outside of school, most the class showed up, the school got pissed at him, but since it was outside of school they couldnt do anything. then when he found out he was getting fired at the end of the year, (for something not gun related) he made his final worth like an insane amount of points, made it really short, and extremely easy, everyone got close to 100%, my grade went from a low C to a high A.this and he had really long hair and was super good at oldschool skateboarding.
 
i had a history professor freshman year who was basically like the old guy from the first jurassic park movie

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I take that backas much as I love my favorite teachers and professors tthat do this type of shit, when you go back and read it and see waht they are doing from a different perspective you see how fucked up some things are and how they shouldnt be happening..haha
 
history of music class teacher. he was involved in the music scene in the 60's and 70's, probably dropped hella acid and other drugs. he knows literally everything about music

and he does not give a fuck about what you do in his class. all we do is listen to classic rock and psychadelic music then talk about it for a few minutes
 
well one of my teachers won the teacher of the year award for chemistry. he taught AP Chem very well, got a 5 on that AP. we also got close in the sense that i could mess around with him and not get in trouble?

and my AP physics teacher used to play college lax, and his brother still does professionally. he teaches physics in a more practicle style, because hes not the smartest guy, he does shit like a normal human being and applied everything to real stuff, its not all just equations. he also get on 10 minute tangents about his 4 little kids and how they do stupid stuff and how he does stupid stuff
 
i go to a boarding school in PA and my advisor/latin teacher last year hated this place so he quit and moved to san diego. he also told me where to hide paraphernalia in my dorm.
 
my history teacher makes really funny comments such as

"one lady tried to sue mcdonalds because she spilled coffee on her lap. Thats probably the hottest thing she's had between her legs since the truman administration."
 
We have and English teacher who was talking to our class about the "climax" and making all these sexual references, and telling us how good the climax felt. I don't think she's been laid in a while.
 
my favorite teacher was an older guy who taught all my science courses. words cant really do him justice, was raised in the ukraine, extremely intelligent, loved the outdoors, and genuinely cared about his student. still see him at football games and hes just a cool old dude
 
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Also this guy. He looks like a turtle and usually moves about as slowly as one but he is the best fucking badminton player I have ever seen and he's a complete baller.
 
I had an english teacher who looked 100% like him. being in a film program, I cracked tonnes of jokes about him being in the movie and he never got it. On day as he lectured, we played the jurasic park theme song. we were all cracking up and he got mad. probably because he had such a little role in that movie.
 
i have a former airborne trooper chick whos idea of a good school project is full sized cardboard boats and MREs. needless to say shes a badass
 
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To say Barry's resume is varied and interesting would be an understatement. Barry's route to a teaching career is a circuitous one. He didn't realize at a young age that he wanted to teach and credits his wife, Tami Wolff, also a teacher, for encouraging him to look into education while the two were students at Colorado State University. He held several jobs after college, but all the while, Tami always knew that she wanted to teach. Barry's first job was working with at-risk youth who were incarcerated. He would teach them and they would enter a treatment center, only to land back in jail, which he found disheartening. Barry realized he did in fact want to teach, but in a different setting. He traveled to Nepal, teaching Tibetan monks English, which gave him a "different perspective." Through the Peace Corps, he and his wife traveled to the Solomon Islands in the South Pacific, where Barry headed up a school science department, providing another unique experience, until the two were evacuated via jet by the U.S. government when civil war broke out. Then there was a stint at a rural school in northern Wisconsin and a principalship that including teaching at the high school level at a K-12 school in an Alaskan village. The two also taught in Maine then traveled to Africa before landing in Fort Collins to settle into permanent positions and start a family.
the dude is a total badass, i had him for anthropology this year and he basically just told all these crazy stories of when he traveled the world, there could easily be a movie on the stuff he's done
 
My history teacher from highschool. the guy is a total bro/boss. He went to the olympics twice for paddling (racing) and now chills and teaches high school with his wife. He will skip classes to go surfand also makes his own surf boards and taught me and my buddies to make our own. On the morning of graduation took us dawnpatrol surfing which was awesome.
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Most of my teachers are awesome.

-Deadhead, extremely intelligent english teacher. Missed a bunch of school for concerts, including a 4 day grateful dead show. Teaches One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest like he's spent a lot of time on the drugs that inspired it, in the best way possible. Guy's a regular genius, and funny— when people say stupid stuff, he makes jokes that go over their heads. I understood many of them, and people always thought my and a few others were crazy for laughing (seemingly) randomly when they just didn't get that something was funny.

-Statistics and Geometry teacher. Rides MTN bikes like no other, guy was racing pro category before he taught. Also a rad skier, shreds the guitar, has a badass life story for every situation, and is absolutely hilarious. We spend a lot of time in class talking about not AP Stat- his class is a sitcom with math in the commercials.

-AP Comparative Gov teacher. Guy's brilliant and one of the funniest I know. He refers to his kids as his "offspring" and as impersonally as possible, talks about killing people for insignificant stuff, responds with sarcasm, rhetoric, and can make a pun out of anything.
 
my favrorite teacher was also a track coach, and one of my buddies got a pair of pliers out of his car to help him fix the pole vault pit or somethin, and the teacher/coach just stared real close at the tips of the pliers until we asked him what the hell he was doing and he just said "checkin for burn marks" haha
 
A middle age chem teacher at my school that a few of my friends have had stopped at a Cumberland Farms when we were getting slushies. He asks us how’s it going and ask us if we are getting into trouble. My friend jokingly answered back, “yep cigarettes and mischief!” and the teacher quickly responded back, “yeah, more like blunts!” it was probably one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard a teacher say.
 
My coolest teacher I ever had was a freestyle skier. ex canadian mogul team member. He was my teacher in grade 7.

This guy was the coolest teacher in my high school. His lectures were actually so funny and yeah he would smack kids with rolled up paper tubes and kick desks and stuff. He also has really good videos for anyone strugling with HS/intro chem.

just a random one.

 
my econ teacher, front right. Is THE MAN, i have never gone to that class and not laughed. He makes tons of funny jokes and does the funniest shit.
Also the one in the back is my AP bio teacher, he's the man too. He's all budda/zen shit he's also got fierce chops
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