the point isn't to be waterproof, the point is that in the event you find yourself going far too fast down a double black diamond you have a parachute which will slow you down
Holy fuck who cares.....this is painful. How are you going to benefit from another being telling you to choose blue or purple. I know im beating a dead horse, but damn.
You need to invest in some better clothes then. Jiberish is cool and I like some stuff they make but it's not like really nice stuff, it's cotton sweatshirts.