Coolest federal offense.

[Poppins]

whats cooler?

a. Assault with a Deadly Weapon on an official of the state.

b. Armed Robbery and Endangering the welfare of a child (child used as a shield/bargaining tool)

c. Grand Theft Auto and High Speed Chase.

 

[timmi]

going through someones mail.

 

[=Worf=]

none dumb ass. not being a dumb ass. now thats pretty cool

 

[k-rob]

Murder pwns all. jokes. but seriously.

meh, i'd have to go with the GTA and chase one.

 

[DANETRON]

No way man. Putting a sticker on a mailbox is wayyyyyy more hardcore

 

[cab509]

public urination across state lines

(one of my goals in life, go to the four corners and piss in a circle)

 

[BeerGoggles]

I'm gonna have to go with mail fraud.

 

[Alex_G]

gta high speed chase duhhhhh

 

[cashdebt]

no doubt. Destruction of private property. Oh yeah

 

[kabozo101]

yeah no doubt c

 

[king.tubby]

im a big fan of smoking pot in national parks

 

[BMB]

im not sure if this is a fed offense but... pee in her butt? anyone?

 

[JasperGphoto]

haha

 

[C0RN]

im pretty sure none of them are cool

 

[unchyll]

One time me and some friends were pretty far up in this forrest smoking blunts and we got caught by these two park rangers, they stole my friends 8th my other friends steam roller bubbler and gave us each 250$ tickets then went down the road after telling us we had to wait for our parents to come get us and my friends car that we drove there with, we ended up just driving down home and we never saw them again...