first lets break both of his thumbs, and then his big toes. next lets tie him up, and gag him with a gag ball. then we will nail his feet to the ground, and then we will chain him to the wall, and get a dominatrix queen to whip the shit out of him. next we will wrap steaks around his hand, and put tigers in the room. after those are gone, we will put peanut butter on his nuts, and let a heard of baby wolves into the room. next we will slit his toungue. while he starts to choke on his own blood, we will randomly poke him with very sharp hot irons. by the time we are done, we will have choked on his own blood, and he will look like christina augulara.