Cool things learned on a chairlift.

a guy at killington who works in the industry or something told me that the county I live in sells the most cough medicine in the country
 
lcd lights are bright because they focus all the energy they're supplied with into a really small point as opposed to incandescent lights which disperse that energy over a greater area, making them dimmer
 
"I always thought I was right too. Turns out my dad was always right. If I had listened to him I would have made a lot more money a lot faster."

This came right after my dad and I were joking about something and I was like yeah dad I'm always right.
 
We play chicken 2 different ways. 1 is whoever gets off the lift last wins, 2 is we cross our skis and last to uncross wins. shits fun, try it.
 
I got yelled at today for pushing off at the top of the lift too hard and almost derailing the lift. I learned that all you have to do to not ge in trouble in that situation is be complacent, call the guy sir, be apologetic, and promise not to do it again.
 
Not exactly what I learned but this happened in a very heated discussion between two kids who couldn't have been more than 6 years old.

Parent: "Man it's getting harder to ski 6+ hours"

Kid 1: "Can you ski for 26 hours?"

Kid 2: "That's a whole day!"

Kid 1: "Wait. *thinks intensely* A day is 24!"

Kid 2: "No that's Christmas!"

Also, same chairlift ride. The day was fairly clear with some scattered cloud until the end of the day when a storm system moved in.

Kid 1: "Mom! I can count all the clouds in the sky! One!"
 
I don't know.

Me and my friends (mostly matt) see who can get off the chairlift last with out hitting the bar that stops the lift. Needless to say it gets intense.

Lift stop count:

Me:4

Matt:2

it's shitty as fuck.
 
whenever i get a 6 year old snowboarder dick who critasizes me for skiing which has happened numerous times ill hold the bar down (only if its the its without a safety stopper) and when we go around i jump off and the kid has to ride down
 
I highly doubt you have ever done this, what kind of parent let's their 6 year old ride a chairlift with a random person alone and what kind of lift operator just let's them go around again. I call bull shit
 
Me and my brother came up with a really cool joke on the chairlift today.

Priest: You'll need to reach out and touch faith

Guy: I tried but you aren't allowed to touch the strippers
 
Why don't we just turn this into "Cool thing to do on a chairlift" like games and fun things

i like the who can lift the bar up last.
 
The solid and liquid forms of water can exist in equilibrium at exactly 32 degrees Fahrenheit. 32 is both the freezing and melting point for water.
 
Technically according to a study conducted at the University of Utah the REAL freezing point of water is actually at -55F 32 is just the temperature where water can start to form ice crystals but at -55 the water actually starts to spontaneously form ice crystals without the help of some sort of molecule to form around.
 
partially true. The latent energy required for water to go from the frozen state to the liquid state is 80 calories. So, the liquid water needs to lose 80C to the environment around it to freeze, and inversely, frozen water needs to gain 80C to melt. So 32F is the highest temperature at which water can freeze and the lowest it can melt.

 
The freezing point is the point at which it begins to freeze...derp. The freezing point of water is 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

PS - anyone who goes/went to the University of Utah probably isn't smart enough to understand these things anyway.
 
last time I checked, this thread isn't called "hey guys let's be really gay and stuff", so quit being so gay. And stuff.
 
I'd like to penetrate your anus with a broomstick, count to twelve, break it off, then stab you in the fucking neck with the shitty, broken end of the same broomstick. After that, I'll remove the broken end of the broomstick from your anus, and proceed to fuck you in the stab wound in your neck with it. Then, (assuming you're still alive that is) I'll make you watch as I brutally rape your father with a baseball bat and a hockey stick...at the same time.
 
So, by the "shitty, broken end", is "shitty" referring to literal shit? Or is it more of an implication of a 'bad' or 'low quality' broomstick? Because if the reference is to feces, I'm not sure I understand how it came to be "shitty", considering you've broken it off outside my anus, and the "shitty" part of said stick would still be inside.

I'm also not sure that I understand how you perceive me to be able to watch my father be raped with the bat and stick, as I would most likely be preoccupied with the neck would which would undoubtedly be bleeding profusely, creating a major distraction.

Although your desires are admittedly quite disturbing, I'm glad you feel so passionately about my father and I. I'll make sure to pass on the message.
 
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For me today it was two french ladies on the chair and I speak french but just listened to their conversation (creepy but its my thing ya know?) and so what I learned is about different foot creams and that gold bond works the best for them.
 
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