Cool Stuff to do with a Mac

[TallTeeNation]

ok so i got a macbook pro and i need to learn some cool games tricks etc to use

 

[northeast]

if you punch the screen as hard as you can, crisp new hundred dollar bills will come out of the CD drive.

 

[wait.what]

Aperture N SHIT

 

[deleted5]

noob should have gotten the air

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

throw it in the garbage.

 

[e_strapp]

Pee all over it to wash the dust and such

 

[extravert]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/563659/

 

[Balto]

watch a lot of porn and don't worry about getting viruses

 

[TallTeeNation]

risky, but i think i may try this when i want to buy a new pair of ski's....

 

[GayWolf420]

Play frisbee golf with it.

 

[cornholio]

toss it in a fire

 

[TallTeeNation]

ok real question...my laptop has a intel dou processor....wont that let the laptop get viruses unlike the old macs??

 

[TallTeeNation]

serious, i dont no much abou macs and computer shit

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

your computer might try to kill you.

 

[HorseCock]

He is being serious, you can't watch porn on your model of macbook. Unless you want your computer to die in a matter of weeks that is.

 

[Rafiki]

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smh

 

[250r]

sell meth over the silk road

 

[MothaHucker]

wave a magnet over the computer, it helps protect against viruses

 

[alvy.]

Become an experienced internet predator

 

[wait.what]

The CD drive can also be used as a toaster!

 

[Poems]

inb4 grammar nazi

nice english language buddy

 

[Lucas]

"but who cares it fits in a manila envelope

 

[Lansfield]

download cool programs oh wait you cant do that on a mac. get a laptop that can run linux then the fun begins.

 

[k-fred]

 

[Dr.Gonzo]

what d you want to know, its a computer it doesnt really do anything "cool"

I do prefer the OS for a couple reasons though, apples programs are tight and im not as afraid to torrent when im on my mac. learn all the short cuts, those are helpful

 

[chazz90210]

lol i like how no comments actualy were to help, just like this one. sorry i use windows

 

[jblaski]

Sell it, take the money, buy twice as powerful computer for half the price, use the rest of the money for sick skis.

 

[JIBpsy^^]

Go to Boobs.gov

Then delete system 32

Your mac will then shoot out all the top 40 albums for free.

 

[PacificRimJob]

See if it will shred.

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[ski-swagga]

tried this...didn't work. fml.

 

[TallTeeNation]

Must be the wrong year.... I'll let you know if 2008 works

 

[FightClub27]

HAHAHAHA this just killed me

 

[skier_boy26]

Pretty nifty: if you head down to your nearest coffee shop and start using your mac, you will not get weird stares from all the other people with macs. You'll fit right in.

 

[PacificRimJob]

On the contrary, if you head down to a coffee shop and set up a desktop computer, you might get some weird stares.

 

[JIBpsy^^]

If you head to the coffee shop with a typewriter all the hipsters will start fapping.

 

[Toasty.]

go into iTunes. play a song. press command T i believe.

 

[sugar~glider]

so funny

 

[gotti]

Ya then watch it get a virus and crash so u loose everything, but at least u saved half to buy that macbook again.

 

[Bumblesteeze]

I laughed hard haha

 

[Rafiki]

or download microsoft security essentials and don't go on bootleg porn sites.

 

[gnarles.]

paint oh wait a second

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Masterbate, and then right before you climax slam your MacBook closed on you erect penis.