Cookie Jar Jib..

[pRETTyLight5]

so i got this shitty cookie jar at a christmas party and i dont know what to do with it.. any suggestions on how to destroy it? how to make a home made bomb? or should i just jib it?

 

[ax_murderer]

put cookies in it

 

[pRETTyLight5]

no dude this thing is really gay and it needs to be destroyed in some way

 

[powdered_donut]

eat it.

 

[pRETTyLight5]

hold on ill post a pic of it

 

[pRETTyLight5]

 

[GrassCutter86]

regift?

 

[theres_ghosts]

aggg that is awful

tape it to the train tracks and record it

 

[eheath]

Step 1: get like 5 picolo petes/whistling petes/

Step 2: drill a small hole through the lid.

Step 3: get some kind of smaller container that can fit in that shit and filll it with the powder from said fireworks

Step 4: run a long fuse through the hole into the container with powder

Step 5: set up a camera behind some plastic or something to protect it, in a big ass empty field or parking lot (make sure its empty or you will own someones car probably

Step 6: Make a shelter or use an old car you dont care about to stay in

Step 7: hit record on the camera, light that shit and take cover

Step 8: Slow down video, turn it into a .mov and post on NS

 

[Jwalk]

that would be so cool to see it crush

 

[eheath]

^ oh and make sure the container you use for the powder is sealed and shit and just a small hole in the top for a fuse.

 

[Nicholas.]

spraypaint it dope colors and use it to hold something?

 

[raddar]

make a bong

 

[wev-skis]

im thinking that this might not work

but blowing it up would be sweet

 

[thenakedcellist]

looks kind of expensive dude. Maybe try and sell it to some old person. Thats what i would do, or you could save it for a re gift to someone.

 

[statuswhitegirl]

 

[shrEddie]

a smoker would make it work

 

[wev-skis]

yeah probs

 

[bangarangmules]

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[raddar]

this man makes an excellent point.

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

bahahahahahahahha

funny thing is me, Line_snowman just got a sweet new bong today and I smoked some good chronic out of it like 30 minutes ago.

 

[Silence]

run with heaths solution