CONTEST ENTRY - ON3P Worst Topsheet Ever 2024

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Just when you thought your eyes were safe... ON3P’s Worst Topsheet Ever Contest is BACK, and bad as ever for 2024 - we're gonna be all up in the @Newschoolers forums all summer long, so get ready to lower the bar (again).

If you're new here, this is how YOU can have a shot at the latest and greatest Turdshow in all of skiing: it is a Best / Worst that we are looking for - a truly hideous concept, designed exceptionally well.

The GrizzlyCorn is forever a perfect case-in-point: the 2014 winner ( @chad.mckenna ) was so awfully awesome, we received too many direct requests that we couldn't not build it. It was redesigned for production, adopted into early versions of our Custom Builder, and somehow remains one of our best selling customs to-date.

We're fully aware what you, the internet-forum goblin horde, are capable of - it's as hilariously genius as it is moronically foul. We love you like the idiot siblings we never had, so just like the art on your parents' fridge, the good, the bad, and the ugly will all be posted the same (it's a forum after all). Such as in life, some of your idiot siblings will be loved and awarded more than others too - we can't give you the hugs that your parents didn't, but we can give away three (3) pairs of custom skis with YOUR terrible topsheets:

-People's Choice

-Staff Pick (NS + ON3P Factory voting panel)

-Voter Raffle

PLEASE READ THE RULES CAREFULLY IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A SERIOUS SHOT. Every year we have several entries that have to be disqualified for one reason or another. This tragedy can be averted by possessing a 3rd-grade reading level and basic human decency - we shouldn’t have to say this, but any racist, homophobic, or sexist content will be immediately disqualified. The contest is open for submissions via THIS THREAD until JULY 11, 2024. Anything deemed too offensive will be deleted, and if you really go too far, the mods might even ban you too. Keep it within the realm of acceptability - it’s really not that hard.

We’ll be choosing our top 5 finalists to take part in the voting round, and then you’ll have 7 days (7/13-7/20) to gather as many votes as possible from the vile validity of your art. First pair of customs will go to a lucky winner of the Voter's Raffle. For the other two pairs, we'll be picking our personal favorite for Staff Pick, and the internet at-large will decide on Fan Favorite - if and ONLY IF those two are the same entry, then the winner will be able to pick a custom ski of their own from the lineup in addition to their own Worst Topsheet. It’s never happened because chaos reigns supreme in years’ past, but you never know…

HOW TO ENTER:

1. Download blank template (linked below)

2. Fill blank template with "art"

3. Possess or create a newschoolers.com username -https://www.newschoolers.com/register

4. Submit and attach entry within this thread via "Choose Files" button

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL RULES:https://shop.on3pskis.com/pages/worst-topsheet-ever-terms-conditons

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD BLANK SKI TEMPLATE:https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/v2khxddgrsfkatetrjvv4/h?dl=0&rlkey=pkebghtfhxst4g1etcex4rm09

With that, we cordially invite you to do your Worst.

? ON3P
 
Excited to see what the deep dark depths of the NS hivemind can produce this yeat
 
"Anything deemed too offensive will be deleted, and if you really go too far, the mods might even ban you too."

Challenge accepted
 
Return Of The T H A N O S D O G

...... In not so beautiful way.

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**This post was edited on Jun 24th 2024 at 9:07:54am
 
Introducing the Skibid3p. A Skibidi Toilet brainrot inspired ski featuring the original on3p font from 2010 and slime with the color of the on3p classic bottom sheet you know and love. The Skibid3p also features a map of Ohio and a tongue emoji in a voluminous pink color to represent how freaky you will feel while doing lip on blind twos on these sigma sticks. The Skibid3ps feature one white and one black ski to add to a more chaotic feel to the worst topsheet created in 2024 (perchance).1093957.png

(pls vote btw I spent way too much time on these)
 
The Brainrot Skis

14616365:Amrskiing_07 said:
Introducing the Skibid3p. A Skibidi Toilet brainrot inspired ski featuring the original on3p font from 2010 and slime with the color of the on3p classic bottom sheet you know and love. The Skibid3p also features a map of Ohio and a tongue emoji in a voluminous pink color to represent how freaky you will feel while doing lip on blind twos on these sigma sticks. The Skibid3ps feature one white and one black ski to add to a more chaotic feel to the worst topsheet created in 2024 (perchance).View attachment 1093957

(pls vote btw I spent way too much time on these)
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I actually like Eheath, it's just easy to get a pic. I never read the whole thing the ONeP goon writes, but I assume you get a free pair of skis. If I win I'm donating my skis to Challenge Aspen, not because I'm some saint, the idea just makes me giggle for reasons y'all would despise.

Lastly ONeP are scammers, they scammed my granny and [tag=283506]@SchizoSkier[/tag] then used that money to buy Thales weapons to supply death squads in Papua.
 
The downvote ratio tells you why these are the best worst skis

14616365:Amrskiing_07 said:
Introducing the Skibid3p. A Skibidi Toilet brainrot inspired ski featuring the original on3p font from 2010 and slime with the color of the on3p classic bottom sheet you know and love. The Skibid3p also features a map of Ohio and a tongue emoji in a voluminous pink color to represent how freaky you will feel while doing lip on blind twos on these sigma sticks. The Skibid3ps feature one white and one black ski to add to a more chaotic feel to the worst topsheet created in 2024 (perchance).View attachment 1093957

(pls vote btw I spent way too much time on these)
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14616493:KalmarJalmar said:
You were supposed to make a bad topsheet, not something that is better than 85% of the graphics on the market.
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Is this better?

Pretty Princess Skis - Made for all the ski ballerinas

for some reason i cant upload the high quality version

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This year I proudly present the ON3P Burrito Diet by GrapeHunter

"My body is a machine that turns gas station burritos into DIARRHEA"

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