Confused skier needs place to stay this summer

[harr][s]

I am an ambitious 17 year old boy looking for an elegant chalet or dirty couch to stay this summer for 1 or 2 weeks… are there any Christians out there who are willing to provide a roof over my head and do not intend to rape me? Or does anyone know of a suitable hostle or hotel/motel or a holideeeaay inn with cheap summer rates???

God bless

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Mr Harris

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[shanetremblay]

ive got a little sex hut in the corner of my room

 

[harr][s]

yes! we'll make little skiers!

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Mr Harris

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[harr][s]

well plan B...

...are there places to storage your luggage while your skiing and sleeping in a dark, cold, lonely alley with a guy named jim?

im serious

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Mr Harris

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